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Road Trip to Texas (aka Max Hunting)
Going to Texas this weekend......this is all the warning you will get Max.
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Max Hunting
Well, as some of you know I took a road trip to Texas and hoped to hunt down the infamous Max. Alas, it didn't happen. Although at one point on Saturday I thought I had found him, but one of my friends nicely pointed out that it was 3 in the morning, we had been drinking for about 7 hours by now, and at that point everyone…
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Billboards
The other day a radio station was having people call in and tell them what they would put on a billboard. It was interesting to hear what people said so I decided to see what y'all have to say. My billboard would look like this:
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NSV
I have a student, who speaks limited English, who is constantly bringing me homemade food. Today, I finally asked her why she brings me so much everytime and she replied " Oh, you are so skinny. You need to eat. I make you fat!". I just love that girl. :bigsmile:
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Funny
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo. According to the Nurse attending, the patient’s girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep. I don’t know what’s worse: 1) Having your…
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Scale Hasn't Moved In Two Weeks (and that's a good thing)
It's official.......I have achieved my goal weight. I was afraid to change my ticker because I thought that my weight would go back up but since it's been two weeks now, I am confident that none of the weight is coming back. It took a while, I had many ups and downs but stuck with it and I am so happy that not only does…
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Yes!!!
I went to New Orleans last week for Spring Break and only managed to gain 1/2 pound while I was there, which considering that I ate and drank quite a bit was quite an accomplishment. The best part of it all is that the 1/2 pound is gone already. :bigsmile: Just goes to show that you can go on vacation and still have a good…
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Medicare Health Solution
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor James at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your…
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Honesty When Selling Your House
Well, this person sure does believe in full disclosure :bigsmile:
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The Pearly Gates
Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all…
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Dreams Really Do Come True!
So I was reading Tami's post on her pregnancy craving and lo and behold who did I see show up to offer his always perfect advice.....Banks(now known as SHBoss1673) ! Guess I missed his earlier posts since it seems he has been back since November. :grumble: I'm so happy he's back, he's always full of great advice. Now if…
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Why?
· Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery!"? · Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? · Why is a boxing ring square? · Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips after you use it? · Why is it necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? · Why is what doctors do called "practice?" · Why is…
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Hey Shannon, This is for you!
I kid you not...New Wine for Seniors California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.…
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Financial Planning-Wish I Knew This Before I Got Married
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her…
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Blonde Joke
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but…
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Perspectives
As I was sitting here lurking around the boards, I was feeling sorry for myself because I was looking at peoples tickers and seeing the tremendous amounts of weight lost and mine only reflects a 16 pound loss in almost a year. Then for some reason I realized that I had set myself a goal to lose 16% of my total weight and…
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I'm getting a little pissy.....
So I am looking at everyones before and after pictures and new av pictures and I realized something.....not only are y'all losing weight and inches you are also losing years too! Everyone is looking younger and younger but me. Fill me in on your secret, it's so not fair! I'm seriously considering deleting any face pictures…
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Winter Poem
Here is a beautiful winter poem , it is extremely well written and to the point. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did. 'WINTER' a poem by Victor J. Barlag YIKES, It's Cold ! The End
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Early Happy Thanksgiving!
Hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving.
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Funny
A Husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife and so they carry on shopping. A few…
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A Small Shoe Rant
I am just so frustrated I could scream! I wear a very small size shoe (2 in kids) and I am needing a new pair of running shoes. I love Asics and want another pair but it seems that in the past 6 years their kids shoes have gotten gaudier and gaudier. The ones I like as far as fit and durability come in only rattlesnake…
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OT-Funny
APARTMENT for RENT THIS IS TOO FUNNY....SOMETHING TO START THE DAY OFF!!! A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her,…
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Eye Opener On Body Perceptions
Earlier my 17 year old daughter was trying on an outfit to wear tomorrow and she looked in the mirror and said to me "I like this outfit cause I don't look uber-skinny, I actually look normal". It made me realize that for all the obsessing that I do about being skinny that even the skinny ones aren't always happy with the…
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What I Hate About Losing Weight......
It totally sucks that the more weight I lose the longer I have to work out to burn the same amount of calories! I so liked it when I was heftier and my usual workout would burn twice the amount of calories. Now I am stuck on the ellipitical for another 30 minutes just to be able to eat a stinkin Snickers. :grumble:
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I am pathetic
I just got through taking a Snack Cake Identification quiz and I scored a 20 out of 20, and the worst part is that now I am sitting here drooling all over my keyboard! :laugh:
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New Food Pyramid
Finally, a food pyramid I can live with.
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Silly Joke
The Indian With One Testicle There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around…
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More HRM Questions
I am new to this whole HRM thing and have a question that I hope someone can answer. I have been looking at the Polar HRM's and have seen that they come with a chest strap and I am wondering if anyone has had problems with the chest strap due to sweating. I am a prolific sweater and always leave the gym soaked. I have…
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Re: A New Competition
Hey Everyone, As many of you know Kristen (kirstenkohn) has been doing a weight loss competition for the past 2 months. Since the thread got rather long, I decided to start a new thread showing the results from Aug-Sept. The Big Winners are: 1) sl8on - 5 pounds lost 2) monica5237 - 4. 6 pounds lost 3) innocent75 - 4.2…
