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WillPillageYourVillageForFood

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient’s girlfriend found the ring in his
pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip
the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.


I don’t know what’s worse:

1) Having your girlfriend find out you’re married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.

3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.

:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

WillPillageYourVillageForFood

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient’s girlfriend found the ring in his
pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip
the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.


I don’t know what’s worse:

1) Having your girlfriend find out you’re married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.

3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.

:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

FORKDOWN

If his hoo hoo fits in a wedding ring how does he get a wife and a girlfriend.

:ohwell:

naugustyniak

Maybe he has REALLY big hands....you know what they say about really big hands and feet.......

BIG GLOVES AND SHOES:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Losing_It

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