Financial Planning-Wish I Knew This Before I Got Married

WillPillageYourVillageForFood
WillPillageYourVillageForFood Posts: 777 Member
edited September 19 in Chit-Chat
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $65 million.'

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

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  • Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune.

    One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

    'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $65 million.'

    Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

    Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
  • kerrilucko
    kerrilucko Posts: 3,852 Member
    haha lol awesome:drinker:
  • Fitness_Chick
    Fitness_Chick Posts: 6,648 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:
  • genabug
    genabug Posts: 1,820 Member
    Now THATS what I'm talking about! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
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    That MADE MY DAY!!
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    :embarassed:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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