Why?

WillPillageYourVillageForFood
WillPillageYourVillageForFood Posts: 777 Member
edited September 19 in Chit-Chat
· Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery!"?

· Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

· Why is a boxing ring square?

· Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips after
you use it?

· Why is it necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

· Why is what doctors do called "practice?"

· Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?

· Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?

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  • WillPillageYourVillageForFood
    WillPillageYourVillageForFood Posts: 777 Member
    · Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery!"?

    · Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

    · Why is a boxing ring square?

    · Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips after
    you use it?

    · Why is it necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

    · Why is what doctors do called "practice?"

    · Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
    liquid made with real lemons?

    · Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
  • marc4
    marc4 Posts: 79
    Very good questions.......

    K
  • jdelisle
    jdelisle Posts: 1,050 Member
    Why is a nosejob called a rhinoplasty? I'm pretty sure the people are self concious enough about their noses already without having to throw the word 'Rhino' in there.

    Why do dogs hate it when you blow on their face, but when you take them for a car ride they stick their head out the window?

    Why dogs are not the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s going to the bathroom, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?

    Why isn't their mouse flavoured cat food?

    Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Why Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac

    Why do TV ads show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a bloodstained T-shirt, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.

    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of it's bottle?

    Why socks come with little hangers. Are we supposed to hang these in our mini closets?

    Why can't we just get rid of wine lists? Do we really have to be reminded every time we go out to a nice restaurant that we have no idea what we are doing? Why don't they just give us a trigonometry quiz with the menu?

    Why do they call it a "building"? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a "built"?
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