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WillPillageYourVillageForFood
WillPillageYourVillageForFood Posts: 777 Member
edited September 19 in Health and Weight Loss
APARTMENT for RENT
THIS IS TOO FUNNY....SOMETHING TO START THE DAY OFF!!!

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend
the night with her for $500. They did their thing,
and, before he left, he told her that he did
not have any cash with him, but he would have his
secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling
the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had
done, realizing that the whole event had not been
worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque
for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

'Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not send ing the amount agreed upon,
because when I rented the place, I was under the
impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.

However, I found out that:
#1 - it had been previously occupied,
#2 - there wasn't any heat, and
#3 - it was entirely too large.'

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
returned the cheque for $250 with the following note:

' Dear Sir:
#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a
beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.

#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you
know how to turn it on.

#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of
regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture
to fill it, please do not blame the management.

So, Please send the rent in full or we will be forced
to contact your present landlady.'

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  • APARTMENT for RENT
    THIS IS TOO FUNNY....SOMETHING TO START THE DAY OFF!!!

    A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend
    the night with her for $500. They did their thing,
    and, before he left, he told her that he did
    not have any cash with him, but he would have his
    secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling
    the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

    On the way to the office, he regretted what he had
    done, realizing that the whole event had not been
    worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque
    for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

    'Dear Madam:
    Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your
    apartment. I am not send ing the amount agreed upon,
    because when I rented the place, I was under the
    impression that:
    #1 - it had never been occupied;
    #2 - there was plenty of heat; and
    #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.

    However, I found out that:
    #1 - it had been previously occupied,
    #2 - there wasn't any heat, and
    #3 - it was entirely too large.'

    Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
    returned the cheque for $250 with the following note:

    ' Dear Sir:
    #1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a
    beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.

    #2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you
    know how to turn it on.

    #3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of
    regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture
    to fill it, please do not blame the management.

    So, Please send the rent in full or we will be forced
    to contact your present landlady.'
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    :laugh:
  • ACastle1
    ACastle1 Posts: 101
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: One of those "don't mess with women" type of situations eh. :laugh: :laugh:
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