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Forgot to say I’m Sharon the cop in Arkansas.

Hello all. I was stumbling around the different threads and found this one. It’s nice to see other women my age in here. Not that the kids on other threads aren’t amusing but it’s nice to be around adult talk. I’m back on here after a long absence. I had surgery in July to put my stomach back into place. It decided to pack…

This is Truman. He likes weddings and formal affairs.

I wanted to be in the mafia when I was growing up.....I became a cop instead.

The face I get when he thinks I have ice cubes just for him

At my previous job I have been spit on, puked on, bled on, pissed on, been punched, had poop thrown at me, cussed at routinely, and even had a guy jerk off in front of me for 6 straight hours (never did figure out if he just had amazing staying power or if he had help from Viagra). God I miss that job. :bigsmile:

When my best friends dog died, I had the police sketch artist where I worked do a drawing of her dog. Needless to say it was very detailed.

Phoebe....yes she's ugly but she's a sweet girl. :smile:

Natasha Fatale also known as Natasha Nogoodnik from the Rocky & Bullwinkle show. I mean who wouldn't want to be her.....she's a skinny former beauty queen, she's a spy who gets to blow things up, she wears slinky gowns, and she has an incredible jeweled cigarette holder. :smokin:

I just get on the scale and weigh myself.....clothes and all since my doctors office frowns on people stripping down naked to get weighed. :laugh:

Don't forget about Pickle Fest in Atkins.....lmao just goes to show that we can find any excuse to have a party cause everyone knows that beer and pickles go hand in hand.

I am terrified of frogs! I was once trapped outside my house at 11:30 at night because there were 4 frogs sitting on my front doorstep. Luckily my neighbor came home and noticed me outside and shooed them away for me. My husband got a huge laugh about that since he was wondering why I was outside so long. :bigsmile:

$6K for boobs. Could have gotten insurance to pay for it, but there was no way I was going to have surgery to be restored to an A. Think it's kind of ridiculous to have undergone a partial mastectomy, radiation, and chemo to have the insurance company tell me that they would only restore it back to it's original size.…

Yes Shannon, you were correct in your spelling. Spelt the same way but with multiple meanings and personally I don't want to be turned into a scarf.....I have always pictured myself as more of the bewjeweled cigarette holder if I were to be an accessory. :bigsmile:

Just posted this on my son's facebook......hopefully he will be home for the 4th. It's a long long trip from Afghanistan. We just bought 5 slabs of ribs, a brisket, a pork butt, boneless turkery breast, sausage and 3 lbs of thick cut bacon to make a pork explosion, two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, 5 sheets of…

Just posted this on my son's facebook......hopefully he will be home for the 4th. It's a long long trip from Afghanistan. We just bought 5 slabs of ribs, a brisket, a pork butt, boneless turkery breast, sausage and 3 lbs of thick cut bacon to make a pork explosion, two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, 5 sheets of…

I have a 4 inch scar on my left shin that came from playing with an ax when I was about 8 years old. I blame that one on my dad for telling me not to touch the ax.....never tell a kid not to do something. :bigsmile: I have two little ones on my index and middle finger by the knuckles that came from the nuns wielding a…

Refund???? WTF is that??? :laugh:

How about sending the flowers on just a random day rather than a made up holiday that is blown way out of proportion by florists and greeting card companies. I know I love it when I come home and find flowers for no reason at all except that my husband thought I would like them. Same thing with finding the random bag of…

Yes she is 3! Good job seeing as most people think she is barely 2 since she is teeny tiny.

28 for Naomi.

Shannon.....I'm shocked that there is no wine involved in this recipe. When did you start branching out to other food groups? :bigsmile:

My husband of 27 years being with me through all those years....through the good times, the bad times, and the mediocre times.:bigsmile:

Hi Everyone! My name is Sharon and I haven't crocheted since I was a kid, but just recently started up again. I mostly crochet newborn photography sets, infant hats, and themed hats (sock monkeys, pigs, etc.).

I am 50 and I wear junior sizes. I have no hips and virtually no butt so they are the only clothes that fit me right. Honestly, I do not understand what some peoples obsession is about shopping in either junior or ladies departments, to me it's more about the fit of the clothes and no one sees the size that's inside so…

SOONER!!!! I am proudly sitting here at work wearing my Rocky Calmus jersey while being subjected to horrified looks from all the silly pig fans. Oh the joys of living in Arkansas. :laugh:

Yes, Shannon you are the posting *kitten* and I am the lurking *kitten*. Silent but deadly! :bigsmile:

Got set up by a mutual friend, met him and thought he was about 25 and he thought I was about 17. Reality was I was 22 and he was 19. He was excited because I could legally buy booze. :laugh: We went with a group of people to watch NCAA basketball on big screen (hey, it was 1982) and drink beer. He ignored me the entire…

Going to Kansas City to see the Red Sox play ball. Just looking forward to the BBQ and beverages not the ball game so much since I am a Yankees girl. :bigsmile: