Dating disaster stories...
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is it date night with the tall man?!0
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I went out with a girl one night... We went to walk on the beach. Had a nice time. It was getting late so we headed home. I wasnt paying attention and the next thing I know shes butt naked in my passenger seat telling me to pull over. Needless to say I was blowing read lights trying to make it home as fast as possible. I scrubbed the crap outta the seat and needless to say I didnt talk to her after that.
HA!!!! TOP THAT!0 -
You've heard all mine:)
Best one and it wasn't even that great: First date... he wanted us to sneak into another movie after ours had finished.
Then wondered why I wouldn't return my phone calls.0 -
I went out with a girl one night... We went to walk on the beach. Had a nice time. It was getting late so we headed home. I wasnt paying attention and the next thing I know shes butt naked in my passenger seat telling me to pull over. Needless to say I was blowing read lights trying to make it home as fast as possible. I scrubbed the crap outta the seat and needless to say I didnt talk to her after that.
HA!!!! TOP THAT!
That sounds like a good time to me, prude;)0 -
I thought at one point it would be a good idea to not talk about my kids a whole lot before or when first meeting someone. i can be an overzealous mom. i mentioned them on a first date once and a guy, who had apparently forgotten i had mentioned them a few times before, said, "Wait! You have KIDS?!?!?!" When I replied that I did, he got up from dinner and went to pay the check then returned and said, "If you have kids, you have germs.... do you know how many germs are all over little kids? You're probably infested right now. I have to go home and shower. please dont contact me again". Then he walked out and I laughed hysterically and told the people at the next table the whole story. I'm still friends with those people from the next table by the way!0
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I went out with a girl one night... We went to walk on the beach. Had a nice time. It was getting late so we headed home. I wasnt paying attention and the next thing I know shes butt naked in my passenger seat telling me to pull over. Needless to say I was blowing read lights trying to make it home as fast as possible. I scrubbed the crap outta the seat and needless to say I didnt talk to her after that.
HA!!!! TOP THAT!
for a guy, how is that a disaster???0 -
Im all for it.. but not after meeting 3 hours before!0
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Note to self: Do not get naked in car.0
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is it date night with the tall man?!
Indeed
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i went on a blind date once....i was mean though. I let the guy "who i did not find attractive at all" buy me dinner and some drinks, and i told him that i needed a cigarette and needed to get them out of my car....well....i just took off and left. wasnt a disaster for me, but it was for him0
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Got set up by a mutual friend, met him and thought he was about 25 and he thought I was about 17. Reality was I was 22 and he was 19. He was excited because I could legally buy booze. :laugh: We went with a group of people to watch NCAA basketball on big screen (hey, it was 1982) and drink beer. He ignored me the entire night and talked all night long to my suite-mate. On the way home, he had me drive since I was the most sober one. Had to pull over multiple times to let the guys out to pee. Finally, we are almost back to town when he insists I pull into the lake area. Cops follow....we are asked to step out of the car....asked for permission to look in trunk....fool lays himself across the trunk loudly and drunkenly proclaiming "you have to tell me what you're looking for". Meanwhile I am panicking thinking he has a body in the trunk! Turns out there was nothing in the trunk but he couldn't remember if he had taken his guns out of there earlier. :laugh: Dropped fool off and walked home *****ing the whole time to my friend and suite-mate about what a wasted night that was. Ended up marrying him!0
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I went out with a girl one night... We went to walk on the beach. Had a nice time. It was getting late so we headed home. I wasnt paying attention and the next thing I know shes butt naked in my passenger seat telling me to pull over. Needless to say I was blowing read lights trying to make it home as fast as possible. I scrubbed the crap outta the seat and needless to say I didnt talk to her after that.
HA!!!! TOP THAT!
Yeah, thats nasty0 -
I thought at one point it would be a good idea to not talk about my kids a whole lot before or when first meeting someone. i can be an overzealous mom. i mentioned them on a first date once and a guy, who had apparently forgotten i had mentioned them a few times before, said, "Wait! You have KIDS?!?!?!" When I replied that I did, he got up from dinner and went to pay the check then returned and said, "If you have kids, you have germs.... do you know how many germs are all over little kids? You're probably infested right now. I have to go home and shower. please dont contact me again". Then he walked out and I laughed hysterically and told the people at the next table the whole story. I'm still friends with those people from the next table by the way!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAA what a weirdo!!!!!!!!0 -
Note to self: Do not get naked in car.
or wait for 4 hours.0 -
I was called the wrong name on one of my first dates.... yeah....0
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LMAO0
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I went out on a date with a guy and every time he kissed me, it felt like a dog trying to lick my mouth. Not sure what he THOUGHT he was kissing, but my face wasn't the place... Pretty disgusting.0
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i so would of been down for that! lol would of reminded me of when i was a kidYou've heard all mine:)
Best one and it wasn't even that great: First date... he wanted us to sneak into another movie after ours had finished.
Then wondered why I wouldn't return my phone calls.0 -
but feel free to get naked in the restaurant...it's a great ice breakerNote to self: Do not get naked in car.0 -
Got set up by a mutual friend, met him and thought he was about 25 and he thought I was about 17. Reality was I was 22 and he was 19. He was excited because I could legally buy booze. :laugh: We went with a group of people to watch NCAA basketball on big screen (hey, it was 1982) and drink beer. He ignored me the entire night and talked all night long to my suite-mate. On the way home, he had me drive since I was the most sober one. Had to pull over multiple times to let the guys out to pee. Finally, we are almost back to town when he insists I pull into the lake area. Cops follow....we are asked to step out of the car....asked for permission to look in trunk....fool lays himself across the trunk loudly and drunkenly proclaiming "you have to tell me what you're looking for". Meanwhile I am panicking thinking he has a body in the trunk! Turns out there was nothing in the trunk but he couldn't remember if he had taken his guns out of there earlier. :laugh: Dropped fool off and walked home *****ing the whole time to my friend and suite-mate about what a wasted night that was. Ended up marrying him!
hahahahaha this cracked me up! you married him too!!
on a side note, I was 22 and my hub was 19 when we married. :flowerforyou:0 -
Note to self: Do not get naked in car.
or wait for 4 hours.
4 hours... got it.
I once went on a date with someone that was still living with another man's wife. That was fun.0 -
I went out with a girl one night... We went to walk on the beach. Had a nice time. It was getting late so we headed home. I wasnt paying attention and the next thing I know shes butt naked in my passenger seat telling me to pull over. Needless to say I was blowing read lights trying to make it home as fast as possible. I scrubbed the crap outta the seat and needless to say I didnt talk to her after that.
HA!!!! TOP THAT!
wait, i thought we were talking about bad dates?0 -
Im not prude... I actually like to care about the person that I "get with" First time shouldnt be in the car anyways....0
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Odusgulp- i thought your profile picture was of you stabbing something!0
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This guy I had met at the gym asked me on a movie date. I wasn't really interested in him much but it was a movie I wanted to see and I thought he was funny so I agreed. He started the night by telling me he liked chunky girls (coming from a twig of a guy, standing 5'5) "like kelly clarkson" ... at that time, kelly clarkson was pretty much as her highest weight. He said, "You could gain like 10lb and be like my dream girl." (I was 140lb at the time). I was like "uuum no thank you." While waiting in the lobby of the theater he went on a long rant about his brother (who was my age, this guy was about 5-6yrs older than me). I just stood there thinking, "Why, on a first date, are you complaining about your brother..."
I never went on another official 'first date' ever again.
He's probably still single.
Oh wait, and then to follow-up to that, he continued to text me constantly telling me all the sexual things he wanted to do to me. I was a virgin, you just don't say those things to a virgin. Then he tried to "put the relationship on hold' (what relationship?!?!) while he had a busy month at work. I met my fiance during that month, he finally left me alone, haha.0 -
My ex boyfriend asked me out. In a desperate attempt to get him back I dressed up (back then I weighed alot more way more) in a semi sexy outfit and heels. Well we ended up with a group and he ends flirting, holding hands with another girl. I had to pay for our tickets so after the movie I said take me home and I have never ever seen him since. I later get a call from his sister in law telling me the date was all a big joke and to have some self dignity and never go out with him again cause I was only a joke. Ever since I swore no one would ever break my heart like that. *kitten*! Lol. The upside of this was I am glad I didn't marry that douche bag and now I have a hot husband who adores me and a wonderful son. The douche bag is getting a divorce. Things happen for a reason.0
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Im not prude... I actually like to care about the person that I "get with" First time shouldnt be in the car anyways....
I can appreciate that. Alot. That must have been a hell of a walk at the beach though!0 -
Odusgulp- i thought your profile picture was of you stabbing something!
No, but I did kind of mutilate that cork...0 -
She is! She's stabbing the wine! I get stabby, too, when I haven't had enough wine.Odusgulp- i thought your profile picture was of you stabbing something!0 -
Stopped at 7-11 and got her a flower to give to her when I picked her up. ($1.99)
Took her out to dinner. Even "super-sized" her meal. ($6.99)
Took her to the movies ($18.00)
Shared my Popcorn, Raisenetts, Soda ($17.00)
Took her back to my place. Wouldn't put out.
Paid for her cab ride home, because I'm a Gentleman. ($25.00)
Pay-per-view Porn Movie ($7.99)0
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