Dating disaster stories...
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I was 18, living in Montana and it was winter. This 21 year old guy had been begging my roommate to set us up on a date so she finally did. We decided to go to a White Trash Wednesday party with him so I didn't have to be alone with him. Since I was underage I drove. We went out to pick him up and then drove the 10 miles to the party. Once we got there he went to play a game while I said hi to the people I knew. Not even 5 minutes later they were calling my name to come get my "date" and take him home because he was trashed (he started drinking way before we picked him up).
On the drive home he puked in my car. At a stop sign he opened the door and refused to close it because he had farted and was trying to get the stink out (note: it was winter and Montana so it was freezing outside). I finally got him home and had to fireman carry him to his room where he attempted to take my clothes off and nearly puked on me. Worst date ever.0 -
i went on a blind date once....i was mean though. I let the guy "who i did not find attractive at all" buy me dinner and some drinks, and i told him that i needed a cigarette and needed to get them out of my car....well....i just took off and left. wasnt a disaster for me, but it was for him
and women wonder where men learn to treat women like crap..............0 -
Odusgulp- i thought your profile picture was of you stabbing something!
No, but I did kind of mutilate that cork...
Can't say that I read that as "cork." I was thinking "She's really beautiful and if I knew her, I'd ask her out.."
Maybe not now
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My ex boyfriend asked me out. In a desperate attempt to get him back I dressed up (back then I weighed alot more way more) in a semi sexy outfit and heels. Well we ended up with a group and he ends flirting, holding hands with another girl. I had to pay for our tickets so after the movie I said take me home and I have never ever seen him since. I later get a call from his sister in law telling me the date was all a big joke and to have some self dignity and never go out with him again cause I was only a joke. Ever since I swore no one would ever break my heart like that. *kitten*! Lol. The upside of this was I am glad I didn't marry that douche bag and now I have a hot husband who adores me and a wonderful son. The douche bag is getting a divorce. Things happen for a reason.
LOVE IT!! (that hes getting divorced now i mean)
My ex b/f is on trial for trying to kill me now... not going to go into details cuz they are pretty gruesome... but that was my worst date(not first date) and KARMA IS A BEYOTCH!!!0 -
I went out with a girl one night... We went to walk on the beach. Had a nice time. It was getting late so we headed home. I wasnt paying attention and the next thing I know shes butt naked in my passenger seat telling me to pull over. Needless to say I was blowing read lights trying to make it home as fast as possible. I scrubbed the crap outta the seat and needless to say I didnt talk to her after that.
HA!!!! TOP THAT!
I thought this was how guys wanted girls to act? Did you want to be the one to remove her clothes?0 -
So many to choose from. So few PG ....
Okay, here's one.
When I was 17 and my husband and I had just started dating, we went to the beach often. One time, I wore this itsy-bitsy black "pirate" skirt with a pair of play handcuffs attatched to the little corset loops on the front. While we were walking down the beach, I noticed that the cuffs kept dragging my skirt down so I took them off and tossed them into my bag.
I had a curfew of 10 pm.
We went to leave the beach at 9:00 and were pulled over by a police officer for going through a stop sign that we couldn't see through the officer's brights. I got home at 11 pm and my parents searched my bag.
They found the cuffs and I was screamed at for being a filthy [insert prostitute here]. Apparently no one remembered looking at my wardrobe before I left the house, except for my little brother who spoke up in the morning while everyone was still yelling at me.0 -
Odusgulp- i thought your profile picture was of you stabbing something!
No, but I did kind of mutilate that cork...
Can't say that I read that as "cork." I was thinking "She's really beautiful and if I knew her, I'd ask her out.."
Maybe not now
BWAH! CO-R-K 0 -
I was 18, living in Montana and it was winter. This 21 year old guy had been begging my roommate to set us up on a date so she finally did. We decided to go to a White Trash Wednesday party with him so I didn't have to be alone with him. Since I was underage I drove. We went out to pick him up and then drove the 10 miles to the party. Once we got there he went to play a game while I said hi to the people I knew. Not even 5 minutes later they were calling my name to come get my "date" and take him home because he was trashed (he started drinking way before we picked him up).
On the drive home he puked in my car. At a stop sign he opened the door and refused to close it because he had farted and was trying to get the stink out (note: it was winter and Montana so it was freezing outside). I finally got him home and had to fireman carry him to his room where he attempted to take my clothes off and nearly puked on me. Worst date ever.
Crackin' up on this one! At least he opened the car door! He could have just left it all sealed up with the heater going and acted like he was passed out. Oh, no sorry that was one of my dates! He was not a keeper.0 -
Note to self: Do not get naked in car.
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So many to choose from. So few PG ....
Okay, here's one.
When I was 17 and my husband and I had just started dating, we went to the beach often. One time, I wore this itsy-bitsy black "pirate" skirt with a pair of play handcuffs attatched to the little corset loops on the front. While we were walking down the beach, I noticed that the cuffs kept dragging my skirt down so I took them off and tossed them into my bag.
I had a curfew of 10 pm.
We went to leave the beach at 9:00 and were pulled over by a police officer for going through a stop sign that we couldn't see through the officer's brights. I got home at 11 pm and my parents searched my bag.
They found the cuffs and I was screamed at for being a filthy [insert prostitute here]. Apparently no one remembered looking at my wardrobe before I left the house, except for my little brother who spoke up in the morning while everyone was still yelling at me.
If my 17 year old daughter ever dared to wear a tiny pirate skirt with handcuffs, I'd lock her in the basement till she was 30.0 -
My ex boyfriend asked me out. In a desperate attempt to get him back I dressed up (back then I weighed alot more way more) in a semi sexy outfit and heels. Well we ended up with a group and he ends flirting, holding hands with another girl. I had to pay for our tickets so after the movie I said take me home and I have never ever seen him since. I later get a call from his sister in law telling me the date was all a big joke and to have some self dignity and never go out with him again cause I was only a joke. Ever since I swore no one would ever break my heart like that. *kitten*! Lol. The upside of this was I am glad I didn't marry that douche bag and now I have a hot husband who adores me and a wonderful son. The douche bag is getting a divorce. Things happen for a reason.
LOVE IT!! (that hes getting divorced now i mean)
My ex b/f is on trial for trying to kill me now... not going to go into details cuz they are pretty gruesome... but that was my worst date(not first date) and KARMA IS A BEYOTCH!!!
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I thought at one point it would be a good idea to not talk about my kids a whole lot before or when first meeting someone. i can be an overzealous mom. i mentioned them on a first date once and a guy, who had apparently forgotten i had mentioned them a few times before, said, "Wait! You have KIDS?!?!?!" When I replied that I did, he got up from dinner and went to pay the check then returned and said, "If you have kids, you have germs.... do you know how many germs are all over little kids? You're probably infested right now. I have to go home and shower. please dont contact me again". Then he walked out and I laughed hysterically and told the people at the next table the whole story. I'm still friends with those people from the next table by the way!
Serious?!?! WTF is wrong with people!?0 -
so glad I haven't had any disasters yet (knocks on wood)0
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so glad I haven't had any disasters yet (knocks on wood)
If you knock on the wood on a date, it will likely be a disaster.0 -
When I was in high school I had a guy tell me he wanted to take me out for my birthday. I got dressed to go out, he said "I just need to stop buy xxx's house, he's having an issue with his car sterio, it'll take 5 minutes." After freezing my *kitten* off in his car for 3 hours I asked him to take me home.
I had 2 dates set up that night, I should have stayed on the first one. The next day I was dating the first guy and not dating the second, the second guy didn't know why.0 -
So many to choose from. So few PG ....
Okay, here's one.
When I was 17 and my husband and I had just started dating, we went to the beach often. One time, I wore this itsy-bitsy black "pirate" skirt with a pair of play handcuffs attatched to the little corset loops on the front. While we were walking down the beach, I noticed that the cuffs kept dragging my skirt down so I took them off and tossed them into my bag.
I had a curfew of 10 pm.
We went to leave the beach at 9:00 and were pulled over by a police officer for going through a stop sign that we couldn't see through the officer's brights. I got home at 11 pm and my parents searched my bag.
They found the cuffs and I was screamed at for being a filthy [insert prostitute here]. Apparently no one remembered looking at my wardrobe before I left the house, except for my little brother who spoke up in the morning while everyone was still yelling at me.
If my 17 year old daughter ever dared to wear a tiny pirate skirt with handcuffs, I'd lock her in the basement till she was 30.
It was over a bathing suit, the handcuffs were my little brother's and I was a month away from my 18th birthday.0 -
Went on a first date with a guy that decided to stop at his grandma's house so I could meet her before we went to the movies. That was my worst date.
Wait, there's another one. Went on a first date with this guy. We hit it off. We made out, had no intention of going all the way. Guess I didn't have to worry...after about 10 minutes of making out, he was "finished" while still dressed. That was certainly the grossest date ever!0 -
Im all for it.. but not after meeting 3 hours before!
lol hell naw0 -
Got set up by a mutual friend, met him and thought he was about 25 and he thought I was about 17. Reality was I was 22 and he was 19. He was excited because I could legally buy booze. :laugh: We went with a group of people to watch NCAA basketball on big screen (hey, it was 1982) and drink beer. He ignored me the entire night and talked all night long to my suite-mate. On the way home, he had me drive since I was the most sober one. Had to pull over multiple times to let the guys out to pee. Finally, we are almost back to town when he insists I pull into the lake area. Cops follow....we are asked to step out of the car....asked for permission to look in trunk....fool lays himself across the trunk loudly and drunkenly proclaiming "you have to tell me what you're looking for". Meanwhile I am panicking thinking he has a body in the trunk! Turns out there was nothing in the trunk but he couldn't remember if he had taken his guns out of there earlier. :laugh: Dropped fool off and walked home *****ing the whole time to my friend and suite-mate about what a wasted night that was. Ended up marrying him!
Now THAT's a story haha! Wow!0 -
Im thinkin Stella's story got everyone beat.0
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Went on a first date with a guy that decided to stop at his grandma's house so I could meet her before we went to the movies. That was my worst date.
Wait, there's another one. Went on a first date with this guy. We hit it off. We made out, had no intention of going all the way. Guess I didn't have to worry...after about 10 minutes of making out, he was "finished" while still dressed. That was certainly the grossest date ever!
*LMGDAO* OK, So far, I think you win 0 -
After weeks of dating this guy, it hadn't progressed any further than kissing, when it finally did, all I can say is, his finger was bigger. Funniest thing, he broke up with me.0
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Stopped at 7-11 and got her a flower to give to her when I picked her up. ($1.99)
Took her out to dinner. Even "super-sized" her meal. ($6.99)
Took her to the movies ($18.00)
Shared my Popcorn, Raisenetts, Soda ($17.00)
Took her back to my place. Wouldn't put out.
Paid for her cab ride home, because I'm a Gentleman. ($25.00)
Pay-per-view Porn Movie ($7.99)
The guy who thought taking me out on a date with a 7-11 flower, mcdonalds value menu, and sharing snacks at the movie theater was a panty dropper would totally end the night paying for my cab ride home while he watch pay-per-view porn. Back in the day I probably would have called a booty call along the way and just had the cab drop me off there instead.0 -
Im not prude... I actually like to care about the person that I "get with" First time shouldnt be in the car anyways....
I can appreciate that. Alot. That must have been a hell of a walk at the beach though!
It was a great night. I remember the weather was perfect and we sat on the sand right by the water.... It was romantical0 -
dup0
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I have so many it is depressing.....
My latest dating disaster was a couple of weeks ago.
He spent the whole time talking about himself, I could not get a word in edgeways.
Then he kept telling rude and inappropriate jokes which he would start laughing about after. So to seem less rude, I faked laughed a couple of times. Then I got tired of it, so after a joke, took a swing of my drink to hide my mouth and pretend I was laughing. Finished my tall drink in about 5 minutes.
He even said to me: "Don't turn around but there's a woman who just walked in with huge breasts.... like she might have back problems type of breasts" (queue swig of drink). Please boys, if you're on a date with a girl... Don't talk about another girl's breasts!0 -
I went out with a girl one night... We went to walk on the beach. Had a nice time. It was getting late so we headed home. I wasnt paying attention and the next thing I know shes butt naked in my passenger seat telling me to pull over. Needless to say I was blowing read lights trying to make it home as fast as possible. I scrubbed the crap outta the seat and needless to say I didnt talk to her after that.
HA!!!! TOP THAT!
:noway: LOL0 -
Have a couple...some PG, some not...
On the third date with my ex husband, we went to a restaurant, but before, he wanted me to meet his family. Went there, wearing a tank top and jeans. Met his family, stayed polite the whole time, talked to his mom, dad and brother. Then ex said we should go, I say bye...next morning, he calls me saying that his mom didn't approve of me because I was a rude uneducated person, that I ignored his brother and was very impolite (all while crying of course)...He was mixed up but then found a way around it. If I only knew what mother in law nightmares I was getting into...this was a sign of things to come...
Another one, with this 40 years old guy, we have a drink, had interesting conversation, but he kept calling me "dude" "totally dude" etc. By the end, it's like I was one of his guy friend....then he never called me back...until 5 months after, texting me to see what I was up to.0 -
i dont take anything seriously from a lakers fan, just saying. yeah, yeah, i'll admit it was a terrible thing to do.i went on a blind date once....i was mean though. I let the guy "who i did not find attractive at all" buy me dinner and some drinks, and i told him that i needed a cigarette and needed to get them out of my car....well....i just took off and left. wasnt a disaster for me, but it was for him
and women wonder where men learn to treat women like crap..............0 -
just thought of another one....met this guy online, his pic looked nice, I thought he was good looking, we decide to meet for some dinner, we talk over the phone, it's seems ok. He picks me up, he's suppose to be 38. I look at him, he is over-tanned (admit to putting oil on his skin to be the darkest possible) looks way older. Ok, he seems fun, let's do dinner. While having dinner, he wouldn't stop talking at all, just wouldn't stop until he took a look at me and then told himself to shut up " (insert name here) shut up now, you talk too much" every 5-10 minutes...needless to say, never saw him after....0
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