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I have a Honda Accord for the days I feel my age and a Dodge Challenger for the days I like to pretend I am 16 again. :bigsmile:

I have Valerie Anne, Kurt Russell (no he was not named for the actor :laugh: ), and Colleen Elizabeth. My granddaughter is Aubrey Claire.

I found the sign Shannon puts on her office door. :bigsmile:

Too funny Shannon :bigsmile:

Well crap......guess I don't stand a chance with you then. Probably a good thing though since Shannon would kill me for attempting to steal you. How about I gain some weight and attempt to stretch myself out. :bigsmile:

I have been known to eat the cardboard trays just to make sure I don't miss out on any additional food. :blushing:

Who you calling a lush????? I don't have a drinking problem.....I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. See no problem. :bigsmile:

Weight is just like age....it's just a number. Go by how you feel not by what the scale says. All of our bodies are built differently and we all carry weight differently. You could have 10 people all the same height and weight and all 10 of them would carry the weight differently and would look completely different. :smile:

I'm just trying to figure out why he feels the need to be so over the top all the time.....almost every post he mentions what wonderful things he is doing. Is this coming from the heart or is this guilt???? I also find it slightly odd that we never hear about the wife doing anything for him. Shouldn't this be a two way…

I would much rather my husband continue doing the little things that he does daily, such as cutting up my apple for my lunch, than large showy displays. It means more to me that my husband realizes that because of arthritis I have a hard time cutting up apples than if he made a huge production out of my birthday or our…

Okay, I might get bashed for this but here goes......there is no way I would want to be married to you. I feel by reading all of your posts about all the "wonderful/romantic" things you say you do for your wife that there is an underlying current of BS running through it all. I would gag if my husband acted this way all…

Since you did not describe what other problems you are having besides difficulty in losing weight, it would be hard to say if your thyroid is to blame. I would suggest that you find a clinc that can test your T4, T3, and TSH levels because if you do have a thryoid hormone deficiency it can cause numerous problems for you.…

Maybe my approach to losing weight is not how most people do it, but I refused to eliminate foods that I loved. I still go to Taco Bell and other fast food places on occasion and I for one appreciate the "lighter" menu selections offered. I honesty think that by making wiser food choices and controlling my portion sizes it…

I don't mean to be ugly, but a pound of fat weighs the same as a pound of muscle. Muscle is denser than fat so you can weigh the same amount as someone with more body fat yet appear slimmer than they do. You can have more muscle per volume than fat but the weight of them is exactly the same.

Pssst Max.........It's Russell Johnson's birthday. Maybe Ron is his twin. :laugh:

I like mine with lettuce and tomato Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer Well good god almighty which way do I steer for my cheeseburger in paradise :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

I personally feel that children will not over indulge on candy at halloween or any other time of the year unless we make a big deal out of restricting candy. When my children were young, we gave them the option of eating their entire pillowcase full of halloween candy in one sitting. At first, they were delighted by the…

If you go to the very first page of the message boards there is a search box on the top right. Just put your friends name in that and it will direct you to a list of posts where they have posted. You can then click on their post and you will be able to add them as a friend. That's the only way I know of how to locate…

I eat anything I want. I just am much more careful with my portion sizes. By not taking away any foods that I enjoy, I never feel deprived or bored with my food choices. It works for me and maybe it will work for you too. :happy:

A stone is a metric weight. One stone equals 14 pounds. Therefore if a person weighs 13 stone that would be equal to 182 pounds.

It took me almost a year to lose all my weight, but the great thing about going slow is that I have kept it all off. You can do this. :flowerforyou:

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo. According to the Nurse attending, the patient’s girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep. I don’t know what’s worse: 1) Having your…

I'm sorry. :laugh: Boomer Sooner for me.

You are obviously not a Southern Baptist!! They will never outwardly acknowledge that they drink. That's the reason for drive through liquor stores in the south. :bigsmile:

Once, in high school I took Rosie O'Donnell out with a field hockey stick. Her fat *kitten* was all over the field. That is why she is such an obnoxious person now. :laugh:

Here are 3 that I can think of off the top of my head. :bigsmile: 1) add maggots to every meal 2) experiment with roadkill 3) save money and only purchase food that is at least 2 weeks beyond it's sell by date.

I think that if you go to the ballgame and take up two seats you should have to pay for them both. Why restrict it to airlines. :laugh:

One acre is equal to 43560 square feet, one side is equal to 208.7 feet, so the perimeter would be 834.84 feet. Your 1.5 acre yard would have a perimeter of 1252.26 feet and there is 5280 feet in one mile so you would have to make approximately 13 laps around the perimeter of your yard to accomplish a 3 mile walk. Hope…

He called Trouble2 a *kitten* and others were offended by that comment so hence the time-out for little Maxie. :bigsmile: