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A young, very attractive woman EATING HER BOOGERs. I was like "Oh hey there... haha... shes picking her nose... oh jesus... oh god NOOOO. *bletch*"

"Women love honesty, so I'm gonna skip the bull**** pickup lines and blatantly hit on you with the full intention of taking you home. You ok with that?" I've actually used that one, and yes it works.

"Woman, don't you know your place????? Its not gonna suck itself."

There is one other emotion cats feel. Fear. Right before the tire gets to them. :devil:

Weird. That makes two of us...

"You really shouldnt drink anymore. You're driving me home."

kymillion - Hey, lets just go back to my place, order pizza, and ****. *SLAP* Ok then, I guess you don't like Pizza. Chinese it is.

God, I've been off MFP too long. I read the title of this story and thought "Someone's weight loss caused their Erectile dysfunction to go away? I MUST READ THIS!!!!" ;)

Priapism http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

I concur. This guy is a ****. Leave him before it gets really bad, because it will never get better.

Shameless attention grabbing. With 73 lbs lost, you damn well earned it ;)

I just started re-logging today. I've been on an "on again, off again" break for about 3 months, and I've gained slightly, but not a whole lot.

You CLEARLY haven't been to the right websites. Some things on the internet you can't unsee.

They are. And they are hard as kcuf.

I've heard those pumps off the internet can seriously grow you like 4 inches. Not saying that I own one or anything. ;)

It made you feel good to know he was checking you out, right? Then quit complaining. There are lots of people that would kill to have someone admiring their goodies. Now, if he was giving you the creeps or something, thats one thing. But just oogling? "Don't be hatin"

But everyone knows the unicorns became extinct because of crapping out rainbows. Rainbows are big. Things tore.

I find that I like to thank the Easter bunny for all my weightloss success. Thats not allowed either.

Aren't we all baby, aren't we all. ;)

We have opposing views. My goal hole is going to get all stretched out.

I was gonna type up a whole post, but Mike said it all. That.

I'm gonna start a list. Franks Red Hot Chocolate or Caramels Coffee and creamer Steak Bacon Garlic Salt. It goes on everything. Avacados Chicken

<--- Me, taken about 6 months ago.

Nah, I don't care much for it either. Its ok, but eh.

Azure7, I'm gonna rate you a 7. But only because there's no clear photo of you, so I am taking your number out of your name ;)

So that was you peeking through my window last night! Creeper ;)

I met and am now dating someone from MFP ;) Best. Girlfriend. Ever. Seriously.