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Only want the white choc one because it looks bleached...who am I kidding, ill eat em all!

I cant do gifs because im technologically challenged, but... The more you know *shooting star*

Wonder who the shallow dude was that told his woman "sorry, I cant be with you, your *kitten* is just too dark for me"

I would love to get in them, but im not a resident of "clam town"...so I shall just stare in envy instead of lust

Damn@"dat @$$" on sassy!...I guess that can be part of the cliff notes

You should have degraded his manhood and told him that there would be no way in hell those girls would want him, and if they happened to get drunk enough to go home with him, he would just not live up to any sexual expectations they had... Or...just break up.

I hate working out...and i hate flossing my teeth and cleaning house and doing dishes...but you just have to view it as something you just have to do.

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. At least that's what "they" say. I have never had a breakup, but I would be damn sure I would make myself look as hot as possible so the ahole would be sorry we ever broke up

Skinnytaste.com....saw she did a box of yellow cake with a can of crushed pineapples witb juice included. Im sure there are others there you can do. I made no bake cookies and she has a recipe on there with real sugar

I will add them if they are hot, man or woman.

Only if the lemon juice and tobasco are organic, and the salt you use is from dehydrated virgin tears

Cals in vs cals out....if you are hungry, try eating more protein dense food, or fiber food. Plus, looks like you need some bacon in your diet

Pine apple upside down cake martinis 2 oz pineapple juice 1 oz vanilla vodka 1/2 oz ameretto and splash grenadine(1/8 oz) Shake and garnish with pineapple and cherry Dirty Shirley Sprite, grenadine, vodka Easy, make as strong as you like, garnish with cherry

Stupid girly drink Pink starburst Simply lemonade raspberry lemonade whipped vodka(smirnoff has one, but you can fet cheaper versions) 2oz vodka and 6 oz simply lemonade over ice, stir...swear it tastes just like pink starburst. I dont know if me being a bartender has any more validation for this drink, but everytime I…

I do my cals by week. Monday-sunday, that way if I know I'm going out on saturday I can save a couple hundred cals for alcohol and eat lighter on sunday as well, or if we have pizza night on monday, I have a few days to cut out some cals to even it out. It makes it WAY easier to follow the lifestyle change if I do it that…

I pretty much need to *kitten* it out after that statement.

You can stir fry unicorn with some super yummy 0 calorie noodles that you must rinse for 100 minutes to get the smell of death off them

Oh yes, not only so you will you have the almighty shizzies, but they will burn your *kitten* to the point of needing the healing power of vaseline! Id rather just eat indian food, same results but it tastes way better and is more filling

The only cleanses that truly work are salt water or lemon juice ones. Anything else is obsolete, because the body cannot work on its own without lemons or salt water...or..something like that

A calorie is not a calorie if its from bacon or alcohol...those are free calories. Trust me, its only taken me 20 years to lose 5 pounds

So someone is a dirtbag because kids are a deal-breaker? I guess I'm a dirtbag...and suddenly teenage dirtbag pops in my head lol. Seriously if you have kids you probably dont know how frustrating/annoying it can be to date someone with kids when you don't have any of your own

People wonder how in the world someone can get caught up in methland but sometimes its just part of a party scene. I know people who use meth recreationaly and you'd be suprised as to who they are. Our football team in hs did bumps of coke before the game, and we were the state champs lol. I went to parties with the…

I get both sides...a head of broccoli costs .99 cents, and a mcchicken sandwhich also costs .99 cents. But I lost both my jobs due to a car accident, and no longer have transportation to get to them until my car is fixed, which I don't have money to do. I live in a small town, where even Mcdonalds isn't hiring, so my dad…

I'm sure this is just a cute little test to be sure you really like him. Get the loan, and even open a couple credit cards for him, it will show him how ready you are to be in a relationship.

Nectarines and pluots didnt exsist 500 years ago, I refuse to give those up

Everytime you drink diet soda god kills a puppy....please, think of the puppies!

I guess I will have to use sugar free whipped cream when putting men to bed....

Plastic surgery will be my bestfriend:)

My guess is with an awful creepy grin while rubbing their stomach and moaning....but that's just my guess....or they may just be thinking about bacon, in that case the scenario isn't creepy/pervy at all

I'm thinking congo bongos might be better suited for me lol