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There's a giant banana suit to my left....I guess I'll dress up as healthy food and hope they don't notice I'm meaty and delicious.

This is the best thing I've read all day! Cheers to that!

Red wine.

I once got "you're the hottest white girl I've ever seen"....yeah.

Kick 'em in the junk.

Die Antwoords "Babys on Fire" does something to me everytime.

^ This one made me laugh pretty hard.

I love me some crazy facial hair....so sexy!

The guys at work were just talking about the beer ****s the other day.....

I do have a strange attraction to Al Bundy. I'd totally have a threesome with him and Peggy. Wait...what was the question again?

This is how classy broads go about it....or at least how I do.

If you can handle it I don't see any harm in skipping breakfast. I do sometimes, but overall if I don't eat within an hour of waking up I get super nauseous, so its counterproductive to my workouts. I'll make a small protein shake, or half a banana, or yogurt. Something light.

I have the monster calf thing going on too....its awful! Several guys have told me I have the biggest calves they've ever seen on a woman :sad:

Run far away and run fast!! Ugh...

Oh man....that's hilarious!

He decided to become a Jehovahs Witness and told me I was going to burn in hell for having premarital sex. With him..... :noway:

Vegas :glasses:

This exactly.

Spring Valley :happy:

Perfect!

I've never had one, so I killed several strangers and stole theirs and sewed them all together and now I have a beautiful personality suit and everyone loves me and I'm oh so popular.

Yes. I'm shameless about it.

Back off lady. Gerard Butler is miiiiiiiiiiiiiine :bigsmile:

Yeah, he'd have to earn my forgiveness for this song....

I have scars on my shin from doing the exact same thing....good job!

You'll do amazing!! My first one I had to walk like half of it, but it was a blast and I'm addicted. Enjoy your training and dont' stress!

Uh, yeah. You can't be serious. Take them trick or treating.

Die Antwoord, Baby's on Fire

Yeah, you're kind of a ****.

My friend swears by whipped cream vodka, but it's a big mouthful of sick. I like my alcohol to taste like alcohol.....its not even noon but I could go for a good IPA right now.....