HurricaneElaine Member

I'm eight days sober right now. :bigsmile: Hey, I'm losing weight! So it's all good! :smokin:

5' 1 1/2" 242 pounds Pant size 24, tops 18 or 20 (US), skirt or dress size 22

Okay, time for a flashback... I watched Saturday morning cartoons, but there were live-people shows I liked too! Like - H. R. Pufnstuf The Bugaloos The Banana Splits Simgund and the Sea Monsters Land of the Lost Lidsville Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp Far Out Space Nuts Jason of Star Command/Space Academy The Krofft Super…

Just by your profile pic, young enough to be my son, if I'd had one!

I would be too - I can't STAND Chris Rock.

..but we DO date old guys. The one man I can say I truly love - is 79 years old. The same age as my mother..

Nope. I'm here - AND I'm sober. :grumble: :laugh: Nah, it's okay - cutting out the alcohol, trying to make the scale look better in the morning!

My older sister gave me a, um 'adult toy'. Wrapped it back up pretty dam quick and wouldn't show it to ANYBODY! :blushing:

I've seen clips of her and her mom. They scare the bejeebies outta me!!!

If he has a mustache - a trimmer and oil, wax also if it's one of those cool curly mustaches.

I haven't even lost 30 pounds yet, and some of my slacks are almost falling off of me. I really have to get a donation bag together soon!

6 hours per week-night, unless I fall asleep with the TV going, missing my shows.. :ohwell: Then it might be eight. Weekends, I sleep a LOT.

Revlon Just Bitten Lipstain in Flame. CoverGirl LashExact waterproof mascara in Very Black. Maybelline Line Stiletto liquid eyeliner in Blackest Black. Simply Smooth Xtend keratin replenishing shampoo. Agadir argan oil spray treatment for hair.

I can't wait to buy dresses from a vintage-style store, where the waist is nipped in, or the skirts fit close to your curves. I'm gonna ROCK those dresses, every day!

My cup holder actually holds my ashtray. They don't make cars with built-in ashtrays any more!! Jerks.

Me too.

Actually, I just bought a 2008 Honda Civic. $17-something, over five years interest it will cost me $25-something. It's cute. Small. Great on gas. Looks like a silver alien bug.. But, God, I still miss my old 85 Camaro. :cry:

I'd be all over him like white on rice - unless he can cook better than I do. :wink:

My nephew's 'baby momma' - he wouldn't marry her after she deliberately got pregnant - she dumps him, immediately finds another guy to knock her up, they get married, she has another baby - then HE divorces her and gets custody of THEIR two kids - she dumps my nephew's son on HER mother - and seems to have fallen off the…

Cinnamon, raisins and just a drop of molasses.

A new Vivitar digital camera bought on Black Friday, and also a Santa-style purse from a cheapo catalog: it's red felt, trimmed with fake white fur, and has a black shiny 'belt' across it, so cute! :wink:

Right now my favorite is Stash's Chai Spice Decaf. Just a splash of 2% milk is all it needs. YUM.

A Galapagos tortoise. The longest recorded lifespan (of a female in captivity) was estimated at 171 years old.

I just like to hear - "You look really nice today" or "That's a lovely outfit on you" - or "Your hair is just gorgeous, how do you get it to do that?" <-- that's the funniest one too, my hair has a mind of its own, crazy waves.. :wink:

Fresh pineapple, dates and figs.

OMG you made me laugh so loud right now I scared my cats half to death! :laugh: I used to watch that show! After a lot of :smokin: ..

Reminds me that I need a new VS push-up bra; this old one I'm wearing is not fitting me properly now that I've lost weight..

I'll be watching. None of the following shows over the years have equaled the wondrous spectacle of the very first one, though. I just LOVED the aerial theatrics.. and the WINGS. So cool...

Me She-Hulk.

I've been told that my standards are too high. Why is it too much to ask that the man possess approximately the same intelligence level that I have? Honestly..