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You started to show real progress then you had to let me down by not entering in your sarcasm tag. :sad: Don't worry I'm not giving up on you. I'll stick by and make sure you learn. :flowerforyou:

Absolutely! It is very encouraging that you are finally starting to "get it". However, the flame was unnecessary.

Sarcasm is conveyed though movement, facial expression, and or tone. None of which can be done in text without directly saying so. If you wish to convey sarcasm I suggest adding one of the following: /sarcasm This is me being sarcastic. <sarcasm> This is me being sarcastic </sarcadm> This is me being sarcastic. *sarcasm*…

Couple things to consider: 1. Did you intend to cause chaos with the post? 2. Is this really chaos? I'll go ahead and give my opinion. 1. You said earlier " I never intended to provoke a comment like this." This would imply that you had no intentions of causing chaos. 2. I don't see anything chaotic in this post. Just…

lol the show is called cook YOURSELF thin but the recipe serves 10? I think they are setting you up for failure with such recipe's :\

http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/the-scryers/anunnaki/ :) I was resto till 4.0.1 :D

Buy him a heated toilet seat.

LOL! It's funny because it is true :) I've been told the same thing :)

:flowerforyou: :drinker: Wait till you see me get all hot and bothered over improper use of ellipsis! :bigsmile:

I'm willing to bet you sound just fine.

People misuse words all the time... that does not make it correct. The term you are describing is a forum lurker.

/sigh flaming? Really? Prophecy? *slaps head* I ought to flame you for this reply but I will not.

I am officially NOT dating on MFP. Just want to put that out there for all the would-be hotties. Just say'n.

I'm not sure you understand what a forum troll actually is... >_< If you did you would not freely admit that, as it would defeat the purpose. A forum troll is one that posts with the intent to get someone fired up. Provoke an attack/flame. Make someone rage. Just say'n, brah.

That's gnarly! Do you taste the spinach in it?

Here's some human dog food: http://www.stupid.com/fun/DOGF.html

Great post!:glasses:

Someone already had Kewk so I went with KewkDB (Kewk Darkblade). The name Kewk was derived from the word Kook. Kook is surfer slang for someone thats always in the way of other surfers. A general menace on the water. Kewk is the internet form of Kook in that when I played first person shooter games I was always whooping up…

Great fail :D

Couple of my talents :) Photography: http://www.patrickbowman.com/ Photoshop: http://retoucher.patrickbowman.com/ I don't have a lot on my retouching site right now just because I have tons of other work on my plate ATM. Lot's of my old retouching work got corrupted when a HD died on me before I made my website. I guess…

People that improperly use ellipsis... People that answer questions with an answer that leads you to the answer rather than giving you the straight answer. People that don't use turn signals. People that eat with their mouths open at a movie theater. I could really do this all day so I'm going to go ahead and stop now :)

Going to McDonald's for something healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

But of course! However, " MFP is about fitness and health, this is NOT a weight loss site. " is not an opinion. He is making a statement in which he believes is fact.

I'm going to go ahead and disagree with you there. First: When you first signup on the site it issues you 1 single goal. That goal being how much weight do you want to lose. Second: It doesn't matter how the site defines the focus and it matters even less how you define it. This is a community based site and the community…

I'm going with 120lbs and to your next question: No, I don't think you have a big butt.

We will never get a solid answer to this question, as even the professionals disagree. Well maybe if the Myth Busters got a hold of the question we would :) However, it is in my opinion that it does not matter when you eat as long as you are meeting your calorie goals for the day.

The purpose of drinking X amount of water is to replace the water you lose throughout the day. 8 glasses is a general rule of thumb but that number will vary person to person depending on weight, height, activity level and metabolism. Oh yeah and you will die in a few days without drinking it. So the benefits are: 1.…

1 can Campbell's Select Harvest Light: Minestrone with Whole Grain Pasta. ~160cal