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She embarrassed me by proving she can belch far better than me.

Funny, I was gonna say the same thing.

My ability to drink both fancy pants beers with a stupid amount of hops, or barrel aged in whiskey barrels and other such nonsense, as well as drink that lovely rot-gut, good old fashioned Budweiser. Red tab cans, of course.

Better Than You - Metallica

Ummmm......I'll have to get back to you on that.

I still get to see your face, and a little bit of cleavage (dirty old man mode, engage). Plus, that grumpy chicken is funny as hell!

Indeed you did! And I thank you. Now I'm going to go stalk Nic's pics, because why not!?

All the effin time.

I'm afraid to answer.

YES! (stalker mode engaged)

HEEEY YOUUUU GUUUUUYYYSSS!!!!

I would, but her profile is private. So no, I haven't been a dirty old man.

ummmm....That's a negative, ghostrider.

this one is pissed off at all the nerds following her around during lunch.

D'awwwwwww, shucks. 10 as well, but you knew that

8.7

I ate the last Oreo.

Beer. It's always beer.

probably not.

Winter beer releases.

Are you taking any medication to help control reflux? Nexium is working wonders for me.

Barnacle scraper

Like...for a beer? Sure, why not.

Has already seen the My Little Pony Movie 4 times.

Is a closet Bronie, has secretly shenked 17 people who made fun of him for it, privately training to kick Joey Chestnut's butt in next years Hot Dog Eating contest.

Budweiser is my crappy beer of choice.

Maple bacon donut

A guava and cream cheese pastelito with a cafecito.

No way, not a chance.

Hot chicks like you shouldn't eat cauliflower. It'll shrink your butt.