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Tuba player in the marching band
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ONS, but 10 minutes is most likely.
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You have the Cheetos.
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Oh my gosh, it's Wonder Woman! Who wouldn't kiss a superhero?!?!
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Slayer and Fear Factory stations on my Pandora. However, trying to run in rhythm to Slayer songs can be dangerous.
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Slayer
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100% accurate.
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So you love me? D'awwwww, twitterpated.
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Not yet...
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The only thing I crush are beers.
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Have you been properly fitted to your bike at a bike shop? Even the slightest angle change in your seat or handlebars can affect your blood circulation.
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Latverian.
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BEER
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Ignoring me like all the other pretty girls.
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...I hate the mens locker room.
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What do guys talk about? Boobs, butts, and beer. Whiskey. More boobs. How great Smokey and the Bandit is. Why Empire Strikes Back is the best Star Wars films. Back to boobs.
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I could be talked into it.
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My wife would not approve.
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20oz ground turkey 1 15 oz can black beans 1/2 red pepper 1/2 green pepper 1/2 white onion 3 Tbsp Garlic 3 Tbsp chili powder 1 Tbsp ground cumin 1 tsp ground cayenne pepper 1/2 Tbsp crushed red pepper 1/2 cup BBQ sauce 1 12 oz Beer 1 15 oz. Can tomatoes 1 10 oz can tomatoes w/green chiles 1 4oz small can green chiles 1 8oz…
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living in a van down by the river
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impure thoughts, I'm sure.
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She's done so many kegels, she only has to pee once a day.
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2 more Cubs victories.
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2 eggs, scrambled with a splash of skim milk and topped with Franks Red Hot sauce, a slice of good ol' fashioned Kraft American cheese, and a slice of lunchmeat ham. And about 24oz of coffee.
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Southern Tier Pumking, Lakefront Brewing Imperial Pumpkin, Schlafly Pumpkin ale, Revolution Oktoberfest, Ayinger Oktoberfest, New Glarus Staghorn Oktoberfest, Great Lakes Oktoberfest, Avery Brewing Pump{KY}n and Rumkin.
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Drinks pumpkin spice creamer straight from the bottle.
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Pretty sure I'd fart. Sorry.
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I'd try and look at her butt without getting caught.
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http://www.beeroftomorrow.com/calories-in-craft-beer/
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I don't understand code. Watching movies and making out like teenagers sounds pretty spectacular, though.
