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is a professional gimp suit seamstress
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Id' sit in the corner and stare at my toes because girls frighten me.
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Cow tipping
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Quickly makes men drool.
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No way hose A
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I prefer a woman's body to be naked. And on top of mine.
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Winning the twerking contest
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Beer or a beej, both some awesome right about now.
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I was pretty proud of my gin last night.
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To the titty bar!!!
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The thought of sharing a bathtub makes me tingly! She dumped me for using weenie words like "tingly."
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She got tired of my incessant motorboating.
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sure
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no time like the present
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yup
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nope
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yes'm
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long manscaping...yay or nay
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all damn day
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Ron Jeremy, all the damn time. Farted LOUDLY in church?
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No Have you ever tasted another person's blood?
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She thinks Slash is just an "OK" guitarist.
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Pi and Girl With the Pearl Earring. Both just plain awful.
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I try to use it as little as possible. My life needs a little mystery and excitement.
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Mango smoothie
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I always demand an essay of no less than 250 words explaining why we should be friends, along with 3 pictures, one of which being a nude. Doesn't everyone?
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But seriously...prostatitis combined with epididymitis.
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I had a hangnail last week. Oh my heavens...
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yup
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sex and candy
