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Pornographic cross stitching.
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make out like the boat was going down
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She farted during coitus. I'm the only one allowed to do that.
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She's up to something....devious.
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a *kitten* and a nap
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nice
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Peter Brady looking up at a stellar tush? Peter knows a good thing when he sees one.
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...boobs smashed into my face....uhhh...I mean.....uhhhh....
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Love me sum tig ol bitties.
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buuuuuuuurp, excuse me
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date
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Everything in moderation...including moderation.
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Find a female gym buddy with huge knockers and no sense of sports bra sizing. This should enrage her with jealousy and she'll follow you to the gym. Once there, maybe she'll work out with you.
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Lovely eyes.
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I farted.
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500 is quite a lot to play with. 4-6 oz of lean chicken or fish, 2/3 cup (cooked) of instant brown rice, and a huge salad with a sensible dressing (lately I've been using a salsa verde on salads). You'll likely be full before you get to 500 calories.
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"I like riding stuff."
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She kept having to say "My eyes are up here!"
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not yet, but I could be persuaded
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terrible accident involving 2 ducks and an ironing board
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cut
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yes, no, yes, yes, no, yes, no
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7 or 8 times, just to be sure
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Fart and blame it on him.
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"Hans! Bubby, I'm your white knight!" RIP Mr. Rickman.
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WOO HOO!!! YES TO YOU TOO!
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YES YES YES!!! B)
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What's a flirt message? LIke, "You have pretty eyes?" Or more like, "I'm gonna ______ and _______ your enourmous _______'s!"
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I got the chap stick ready, this could take a while.
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Lightsabers aren't real, don't be silly. Maybe we can just round them up and ship them off to Africa, or the jungles of India. There's still carnivores there, right? Lions and tigers gotta eat, too.
