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A younger Kelly Preston.

Yuck Tiramisu

Slim Girl Rules!

DOUBLE YUM Grits

His arms were restricted in 39 states.

I'm about to turn 30 and I feel this way. I woke up earlier this week with a pinched nerve in my neck. I also get sick a lot more often than I used to. I'm hoping these are not signs of things to come...

You could, I don't know, ask her out. Like, real old school. Cary Grant style. Say it out loud to her face instead of texting it. It'll blow her mind. I need a front desk job, obviously.

Curves: road

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)

Oh, I know. I was responding to her comment, not yours! (I haven't quite mastered the new quoting format...) :)

Vodka cranberry.

Uh, no. It is never safe for a woman to bring some random dude back to her place. He should know better. I feel less sorry for him now.

Me too! Only I am 30. I have been better about it since owning a dog. Because somewhere in my head I think she'll eat the monsters or burglars...or something.

Wouldn't kick a man out of bed for eating tacos. Unless he didn't bring one for me.

Met a guy. Talked with him for a while. Seemed nice and funny. We met for lunch and he never let us order any food. And he talked the ENTIRE time. Wouldn't let me get a single word in. We left after three hours of him talking nonstop and us eating only chips and water. He wrote to me saying he "didn't think we connected."…

She had an issue with my collection of taxidermy squirrels.

Yes.

Someone hurt my feelings in a political debate on Facebook and I feel stupid that my feelings are hurt.

Yuck Fried Okra

Totally serious. Side effect of being really introverted. *shrug*

First kiss: the night of high school graduation, so about 10 days shy of 18. First date: 24 ish. (I don't count it as a date if I drive myself there and pay for dinner.)

Chronically single.

This list could be miles long. I have the worst taste in music of anyone that I know. But if I had to pick...I don't know? "Baby" by Justin Beiber. Stop looking at me like that...

Congrats! This is so inspiring!

I'm a faux red head. I have the genes for real red hair (big bro is a ginger) but they sadly never manifested. I love having red hair. I love red hair on other people.

Broscience. Not even once!

Ugh, this nitpick is so pretentious. You know what OP meant. If it bugs everyone to call the United States "America" and things from here "American" then we are going to need to come up with a new demonym for people who are US citizens. United Statians? Because I don't know if anyone has told you, but currently the term…

Most people are surprised when I tell them I've been single for 8 years now. My students often tell me that I look younger than my age (I'm almost 29.)

Gravity. The cinematography was spectacular but the story was so, SO far-fetched that I just couldn't wrap my brain around it.