MStanford336 Member

Funny, how?

Would you do me? I'd do me.

It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

Great minds think alike!

Pipe down, Rusty. or You ever seen a grown man naked?

A Fish Called Wanda

I'd do him, prosthesis and all....

oh no he doesn't

They look really good. Thanks for sharing the recipe.

Wow! What a difference. Congratulations! You look great.

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Hi Chosh! I eat hard boiled eggs, cheese sticks, beef jerky, and almonds for snacks throughout the day. If your trying to add calories, I would definitely recommend almonds as they have 170 calories for 1 oz. They do contain some carbs but not much. Edit: The other poster made me remember protein shakes... Yummy! Look for…

Tiramisu. All day, every day.

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Stealth Attack

^^ This. Sorry. ^^

From: San Diego, CA Age Now: 43 Age when I had my first baby: 20, my (then) husband was 23

That was funny Walter.

I hate it. I hate it. I hate every second of it. I just know that I hate being fat more.

Then there's the flip side... There's a young trainer (I would guess 19-20) at my gym who's totally fit and perky. She reminds me of a helium balloon bobbing around on a string. And I think to myself, what the eff do you know? You were born that way. Life will catch up with you. Enjoy bearing children. Oh, and those cute…

Icabod Crane

OMG... this is one of the funniest freaking things I have ever seen!!!!!

Do you know this is a VERY good suggestion?

Perhaps you're right? Can I think about it and get back to you?

If he wanted you too, wouldn't he pay?

Slim, would you get a room with a man who made you pay?

Did you send the memo? Did your secretary send it for you? Most importantly, do I care what it said? Did it say you're paying?

Why Gorilla... don't you know that ladies don't pay for such things?

Do you think it would be fun to try?

Do you wanna get a room? :laugh: