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I'm too stupid to be offended! This is driving me nuts!

Screw it!!!

I'm an idiot!

I can post photos, but not gifs

It just won't work!!!

I've done that, Is there something about the %20 in there somewhere that I have to take out?

Yesterday my dog ate a cantelope. She has been a little melon collie ever since.

A priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a three legged dog walked into a bar. The bar tender looked up and said " What is this, some kind of a joke !!

When geese fly south for the winter, they fly in a V formation. Why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

There are about a thousand flavors of sugarless gum out there. (There were three when I was a kid), Try a couple of sticks of gum. The sweet is there. It may not be chocolate, but it's sweet. We've discovered Nutella. you can have a tsp for 100 cals. spread on a 45 cal piece of bread it's filling and satisfies that need…

This, and I try to track people in my age group. Don't get me wrong, I love they young ones, I just feel a little less like a dirty old man when I stick with more mature friends.

ours didn't have buttons, we had a rotary dial model!

Thirty-one years and counting. Never cheated once. I've never figured out how it happens. You hear about people cheating on their spouses/mate, but I've just never put myself in that situation. I've been accused of being naive too! Best of luck to you!

I have not had a doughnut or apple fritter since I started in September. When I reach my goal, I may celebrate and have one, but my plan is to log it and walk it off later that day. I have stopped having pizza regularly and work at making healthier choices. I have eliminated almost all liquids except water and coffee. It…

Borborygmus (The medical term for stomach growling) Icthyology (The study of fish)

conundrum fart (I smile when I say it or when I DO it!)

I had a tumor the size of a tennis ball removed from my brain 15 years ago.

Bearclaw: "What's on the spit?" Johnson: "Grown particular?"

What we have is failure to communicate

At the risk of sounding like a dirty old man (which I am), hubba hubba hubba! great job.

Great work. Your back looks fantastic! Just a little curious, did you have an electrician wire that electric outlet in your back or were you born with it? JK. ; D

Beans - Black, 1 can Tomatoes - 1 can Ro Tel - 1 can Beans - 1 can Corn - 1 can Hominy - 1 can Tomatoes - Red (Diced), 1 can Old El Passo - Taco Seasoning, 1 pachage Condiment - Hidden Valley - Ranch Seasoning Mix Dry, 1 package Beef - Ground, 85% lean meat / 15% fat, crumbles, cooked, pan-browned (hamburger), 1 pound In a…

When I set up my profile here at MFP, I only put in half of the weight I need to lose to get to the "normal" BMI number, and I told it I wanted to lose 1.5 pound per week. At best I'm looking at seven months just to get to my first goal. It took at least 10 years to get to this point, (a few pounds a year over time start…