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  • Sorry, but what you're defining is a "Priss", not a lady. Frankly us men sit with our women, drinking beer, and making fun of the prisses (both men AND women) sipping their girlie drinks and wine spritzers... OP - friend request sent. I'm a sucker for a good chocolate stout - working on a few recipes of my own right now!…
  • Boy I wish I had some advice... I'm in pretty much the same boat - 51 pounds gone (actually 50 right now) with about 20 left to go, and I haven't budged in 6+ weeks. The biggest problem I've had is that I've gotten "comfortable" and started slacking off - eating brownies when my wife makes them, and drinking a fair amount…
  • Motivation isn't a gift, dear - I can't give it to you in a pretty little box. Motivation has to come from fear, from anger, and from displeasure with the way things are now. You're fat (well maybe you're not, but you want to lose weight, so I'm guessing here). So get off your *kitten* and make a change. Or don't, and look…
  • Shawn Johnson... Then I would TOTALLY make out with myself...
  • I'm no expert here, so take this with a grain of salt. First of all, congrats on quitting smoking. My wife did that when we started dating (she knew I wasn't "in" to it) and it was really hard for her at first. (She's been smoke free for well over a decade now, btw) Secondly, congrats on dieting. Making those two big…
  • Unfortunately, a vast majority of the users on this site are NOT certified, trained, or otherwise experienced dieticians. Therefore, taking advice on my diet from most of the users here would be like taking structural engineering advice from my mailman. Plus, most of the active users on this forum are too busy…
  • You may borrow mine for a day and night... It'll surely change your mind... :tongue:
  • Well, my wife and I have a 7-week newborn... ..so... ...none. :smile:
  • BAAAHAHAHAAH!!!!
  • Two-by-four... Wham...
  • I typically avoid posting on these types of threads because it's just another comment in an already-wide plethora of bad advice... But all I want to add is that if he is truly your "best friend," then the two of you should be able to carry on an adult conversation on the topic. Tell him you want him to be around longer,…
  • I'm sure this is a joke, but when I'm 92 - provided I'm still even alive by then - I plan on drinking at LEAST a 750ml of hard liqour DAILY and driving whatever sports car I still have as fast as I freakin' can...
  • Bacon is the reason I get up in the morning... I had a day just last week where I managed to sneak bacon in to all three meals! Only thing to watch for is sodium content - depending on how the company cures it, it could be pretty salty.
  • These are the kind of before-and-after posts that just stun me. You're absolutely gorgeous - it's mind boggling to see where you started at. I applaud you - congratulations.
  • What makes me sad is the people who read this and go, "Wow yeah I believe this - this is true and I need to follow it..." So I decided to have some fun: here are the items from the list that I HAVEN'T and WON'T eat... Toffee - not a bad idea thouh - I should get some... Gums - I chew on pens and that's about it... Boiled…
  • Only for those who might consider celery to actually be a food...
  • You left out that you look rather shocking in a bustier... :smile: (Don't worry - I figured it out on my own...) And now I have sword-envy...
  • Do you have an outdoor grill? If so, get it to 425 degrees using "half" of the surface area. Place the chicken over the un-heated part of the grill (this is called in-direct cooking - you're using the grill as an oven) Cook chicken for 20 minutes. Flip and cook for another 20 minutes. Chicken will TASTE deep-fried but…
  • Yeah - you're right. I'm clearly making this *kitten* up... Do some reading (it might help with your grammar) and I'll catch ya on the flip-side.
  • I've lost 20% of my body weight and even I can't see a huge difference... So trust me, I know what you're feeling, and so do many here on this site. Whatever you do, don't give up. YOU lost that weight - you did it. All you. Keep it up, stay positive, and just keep going. I'm willing to bet you want to lose more than one…
  • Re-read what you just wrote... "This is the only one that works. I've tried other diets but eventually I quit. I need a strict routine." On the next post you said it's only been 3 weeks. You haven't supported your "slim fast diet" case one bit. Those other diets didn't fail you - YOU failed you. YOU quit. YOU started…
  • I'm sorry, but I can't for a second trust a diet that is based on drinking a can of processed God-knows-what... I mean, really? I didn't even know they still MADE Slim-fast... Let's be honest - if that *kitten* really worked, we'd all know by now. Eat REAL food, and eat it the right way, and then we can try and help.
  • Onederland is so much brighter the second time around. :smile: Welcome, and congrats!
  • Thanks for the replies. I wasn't really griping about the results - just sharing the data, really. My biggest problem remains time-management. It's not that I can't manage my time, I just don't have enough!! With two jobs, our first baby, family visiting, and a home to maintain (through this terrible weather,) I just have…
  • Hmm, not sure why it cropped my graph... Lemme try something and then I'll edit... Edit: Fixed...
  • I'm thinkin' you folks... ...are old. Rob Thomas Josh Ramsay (You might need to Google those...) On the same token, if anyone adds Justin Bieber I'm going to crawl through these computer screens and rip your ears off.
  • Well now I'm just jealous... The only thing I managed while in college was my blood-alcohol content...
  • I started taking Cinnamon tablets which help boost metabolism (and they're CHEAP and available at Wal-Mart) and they actually had a surprising side-affect of making me more regular. Also make sure you're taking your daily vitamins - you should be anyways, but it should help with regularity. And if all else-fails, a "cheat"…
  • Wow - opening a Subway?!?! How are you pulling THAT off?! I was looking to open a Chick-Fil-A in my area, but holy CRAP the hoops you have to jump through, not to mention the MONEY you need up-front. Wow... That being said I'm a huge fan of Subway - the ladies at the one here in Canonsburg PA know me by name, and I have…
  • I'd top it with all of that. With a little moderation, there isn't too much calorie content there. Just use real bacon, not those crummy bacon bit things...
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