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I think we should test on babies. If a baby can handle it, a grownup surely will.

I do it because I have no choice. My hand is sticky and it takes a while to release my grip on any door handle I touch.

Convicts. Nuff said.

That wasn't trolling. I was being facetious while trying to make a point about the irrational and unsubstantiated fear people have of diet soda. If I was trolling I'd have just said "God doesn't exist and Mitt Romney will destroy America" - far more responses.

DR. PEPPER CAN DISABLE THE NERVOUS SYSTEM CAUSING TISSUE NECROSIS, RESPIRATORY PARALYSIS, KIDNEY FAILURE, COMA AND DE... Oops my bad, that's snake venom. Carry on...

I'm not a low carb advocate but I've heard that for some individuals, a ketogenic diet can help them get rid of those last lbs and rip up. Lyle McDonald has a book on the matter: http://www.bodyrecomposition.com/the-ketogenic-diet

The weird thing is, the food that you don't think is yummy right now, gets yummier as you eat more of it.

How exactly do you let go of a biological neurotransmitter imbalance? I'm intrigued.

Don't give up entirely on antidepressants - it took me many different trials (in fact, combinations) to find the ones that worked for me without turning me into a zombie. This is a biochemical disorder and for a lot of individuals the only way to redress that dopamine and seratonin imbalance is medicinally. When you're in…

I just come here for the awesome bbq sauce.

Fastest, most obvious body change will come through a good strength training routine combined with a moderate caloric deficit. So basically, eat less and lift weights more and you'll be happier with your xmas pics.

Food is fuel indeed. But if you don't fuel your car, guess what - can't go anywhere.

:noway: Wow, do you guys get paid more than we do in America I wonder?

I'm losing weight so that when the zombie apocalypse comes I can outrun all you suckers.

The movies that get me in the spirit of the season aren't all that scary: Trick r Treat, Monster House, Watcher in the Woods, Satan's Little Helper, Halloween III, The Halloween Tree... But if I really want to scare myself, I go for things like: Lake Mungo, Noroi - The Curse, The Changeling, Burnt Offerings, Mothman…

Though... gotta say... $150 on a pair of shoes? wtf man? I've never spent more than $60. Do you have champagne taste on a beer budget? :wink:

I was like this until someone told me the pay yourself first rule. It's crazy but it works. Five years of doing it and now I'm buying a house. What you do is figure out 10% of your monthly take home pay. Then you have to reframe your thinking and consider yourself the absolute most nasty *kitten* feed-you-to-the-pigs mob…

Get a new job, those hours suck! If you're pushed for time, you'll want max impact/calorie burn in minimal time... 30 day shred or insanity before leaving for work maybe?

Likely low blood sugar. Try eating a banana thirty minutes prior to workout and see if it helps.

Aw man, I got all excited thinking Cops Lay was some new brand of potato chip. :grumble:

What sort of license? A license to kill? Cos I mean... I'd date James Bond... but only for his license to kill.

It's not an either/or for me. Some months I dye it away, some months I rock the Reed Richards. Depends how I feel.

stfulauren's story about the sinking cushion reminded me of my fathers experiences. Not to go into details but his own dad used to beat him with a fire poker so as soon as he was old enough he ran away from home. He was taken in by a couple who owned an old farmhouse (which was actually in the same street as the house I…

Bumping for a halloween read. Eh may as well add my own while I'm here. I grew up an old house in Leicestershire, England (well, old by American standards, not really by English ones - late 1800s). One summer I started to hear a scratching in my wall. After it kept me awake for a week or so I told my parents. My room had a…

Malcolm Reynolds. And don't you dare say he's not a superhero.

I'M DIABETIC :sad:

But there's a bacon shortage coming. What else are we supposed to drown our sorrows with?

My *kitten* has less neural connections than my cortex, so sadly it is not really that smart. It did, however, once solve a rubiks cube over the course of an afternoon.

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