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Black hole house cleaning device from 'The Arrival"

Dylan McDermott... mainly because he proves that someone my age can actually be pretty ripped. :smile:

Incredible! I love stories from people who have beat the odds of regain. Folks like you give us all hope!

I prefer the water and fiber master cleanse.

A motorized spining bow tie, a tub of vaseline and a chainsaw. Duh.

Oh I'd definitely hit it, but then I like inanimate objects. They take less energy to please.

I think it was a really bad idea for her to appear in a movie alongside Charlize Theron.

Ain't no beatin' that Mister Baggins sir, ain't no beatin' that at all.

I'm sure it is. It also sounds like **** :drinker:

My wife Joss Whedon There are lots of other good things but they all seem to be on the next tier down.

I know quite a few people who have had it done with great success. I'm just too wussy and skeptical myself though - until they drop the risk of complications rate to practically zero percent I'll stick with my glasses thanks.

Pretty much any female singer who is celebrated as being a powerful vocalist yet can't actually hold a note without wibble-wobbling it up and down. This includes Whitney Houston, Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey, Celine Dion and practically everyone else who the term "diva" is applied to. Wanna see a woman who can actually…

We like to be certain to ring in the new year with something positive, since sex can sometimes be hit or miss we just watch a tried and tested episode of Firefly or Doctor Who or Buffy instead. It's the only way to be guaranteed satisfaction.

I would probably just build a real life iron man suit.

How is that? It's on my list. I've heard good things.

Currently re-reading "House of Leaves" by Mark Danielewski. Next: probably "The Good Fairies of New York" by Martin Millar But that said, Jenbit just started me thinking of the Wheel of Time series again, with the last book coming out soon, and I'm wondering if I'll be able to get the whole series on CD to listen to during…

There are some people with wwwweeeiiirrrddd senses of humor here, that's all I gotta say... *twitch*

Writer. I do get paid okay for it but not enough to sustain it full time so it's only my second job at the mo.

There was a kid who used to bully me in junior school. I comfort ate because of him. He was a tool.

I just like it raw right on to of green salad. Just peel it, cut in half. Pop the big seed out with an ice cream scoop, then dice it up.

I just have an ai code that logs on periodically and pretends to be me. It offends people sometimes but hey, it's the best I can do in original FORTRAN.

Twas the night before Christmas Twenty children had died, so I took this as my chance, to proselytize.

You're really good at knowing how you would behave in situations most of us can barely imagine. Go you!

Boobs are the glue that hold the universe together. I don't care if you're male or female, gay or straight, young or old, OP if you don't like a good boobie friday profile pic then sorry to say, but something is wrong with you.

No, but you can be who you are regardless and they can go **** themselves.

If people can only love you for pretending to be someone you're not, then it's not really love, is it?

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