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  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
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    having a beef sandwich delivered just isn't the same as going there and smelling the place and talking yourself into an order of onion rings

    I got onion rings today too, you should just ask for onion rings when they call, you know you won't regret it. Even if you're full you'll still eat them. Do they come with some kind of ranch dippin' sauce?

    mmmm..good idea...they use this nameless sauce for everything...it seems to work with rings and well...just everything...maybe a gyro for later....great...now I have to hit the ATM first...do I have enough pop?

    Yeah the sauce that's just ranch dressing with some paprika. And no, you don't have enough pop, but in CT we call it soda
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
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    Does this qualify as 'chit chat', 'fun', or games?
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
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    having a beef sandwich delivered just isn't the same as going there and smelling the place and talking yourself into an order of onion rings

    I got onion rings today too, you should just ask for onion rings when they call, you know you won't regret it. Even if you're full you'll still eat them. Do they come with some kind of ranch dippin' sauce?

    mmmm..good idea...they use this nameless sauce for everything...it seems to work with rings and well...just everything...maybe a gyro for later....great...now I have to hit the ATM first...do I have enough pop?

    Yeah the sauce that's just ranch dressing with some paprika. And no, you don't have enough pop, but in CT we call it soda

    our kids can call it .......SODA POP! soda pop for everyone!!!!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS! feel the love!!!!!!!!!!
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
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    TL;DR
  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
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    having a beef sandwich delivered just isn't the same as going there and smelling the place and talking yourself into an order of onion rings

    I got onion rings today too, you should just ask for onion rings when they call, you know you won't regret it. Even if you're full you'll still eat them. Do they come with some kind of ranch dippin' sauce?

    mmmm..good idea...they use this nameless sauce for everything...it seems to work with rings and well...just everything...maybe a gyro for later....great...now I have to hit the ATM first...do I have enough pop?

    Yeah the sauce that's just ranch dressing with some paprika. And no, you don't have enough pop, but in CT we call it soda

    our kids can call it .......SODA POP! soda pop for everyone!!!!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS! feel the love!!!!!!!!!!

    I hope you had a wonderful Channukah!
  • Valera0466
    Valera0466 Posts: 319 Member
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    People are being extra mean today.

    This is beautiful.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    Funny how people mock and ridicule God and belittle Christians until there is a great catastrophe or trajedy.

    Good poem and I wish.

    And then the Christians continue to mock and belittle non-Christians.

    And cue locked thread in 3...2...1...

    I think more hate comes from christians then anyone else. I know westboro church is spreading the love.....
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
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    People are being extra mean today.

    This is beautiful.
    No it's against the rules is what it is. Great if you find it beautiful. I think it's tacky and in poor taste.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    People are being extra mean today.

    This is beautiful.

    No. People are taking rightful offense at how dismissive this poem is. It's implicitly saying this tragedy would not have happened if "God was in schools." Oh, now we're in a "divisive" topic, forbidden on main MFP forums, which every person who's said, "This is great," should very well know. Plus, you know, this is essentially political, as well, because of the First Amendment, the Treaty of Tripoli, and all other precedents that highlight the separation of church and state in the US... that's a divisive topic, too.

    I've said my peace. Return to menus plz. I am a food voyeur.
  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
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    Twas the night before Christmas
    Twenty children had died,
    so I took this as my chance,
    to proselytize.
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
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    Grandma got run over by a reindeer
    Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
    You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
    But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.


    She'd been drinking too much egg nog,
    And we'd begged her not to go.
    But she forgot her medication,
    And she staggered out the door into the snow.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    if someone ever turned a christmas poem into a cute little religious internet meme for my dead child, I would find their house.
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
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    Twas the night before Christmas
    Twenty children had died,
    so I took this as my chance,
    to proselytize.

    Win!
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    Personally I find this offensive.

    I cannot stand people using this horrible horrible tragedy which still makes me tear up... in order to advance their religious agenda.
  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
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    Twas the night before Christmas
    Twenty children had died,
    so I took this as my chance,
    to proselytize.

    I was saddened to see
    these lives come to a halt,
    But I knew in my heart
    it was the atheists' fault
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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    I dont know about all of you, but when i read this I got a tear in my eye. This was read on the Dr Phil Show ::::

    Twas 11 days before christmas, around 9:38
    when 20 beautiful children stormed though heaven's gate.
    Their smiles were contagious, their laughter filled the air,
    they could hardly believe all the beauty they saw there.
    they were filled with such joy, they didnt know what to say.
    they remembered nothing of what had happened earlier that day.
    "where are we?" asked a little girl, as quiet as a mouse
    "this is heaven." declared a small boy.
    "we're spending christmas in God's house."
    when what to their wondering eyes did appear, but jesus,
    their savior, the children gathered near.
    He looked at them and smiled, and they smiled just the same,
    then he opened his arms and called them by name.
    and in that moment was joy, that only heaven can bring.
    those children all flew into the arms of their king
    and as they lingered in the warmth of his embrace,
    one small girl turned and looked at Jesus' face
    and as if he could read all the questions she had
    he gently whispered to her, "I' ll take care of mom and dad"
    then he looked down on Earth, the world far below
    He saw all the hurt, the sorrow, and woe then he closed his eyes
    and he outstretched his hand,
    "Let my power and presence re-enter this land!"
    "may this country be delivered from the hands of fools"
    "Im taking back my nation, Im taking back my schools!"

    Yeah... pretty sure that *kitten* will get locked and removed. Keep it on your Facebook. Actually, keep it to yourself entirely. No reason to use such a horrible event to promote your own views on religion, politics, and morality.
  • NotSoBigNeil
    NotSoBigNeil Posts: 215 Member
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    Twas the night before Christmas
    Twenty children had died,
    so I took this as my chance,
    to proselytize.

    ^^this
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    Twas the night before Christmas
    Twenty children had died,
    so I took this as my chance,
    to proselytize.

    I was saddened to see
    these lives come to a halt,
    But I knew in my heart
    it was the atheists' fault

    Don't forget the Muslims,
    Said a random passerby.
    The gays, the lesbians, and even the bis.
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
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    Twas the night before Christmas
    Twenty children had died,
    so I took this as my chance,
    to proselytize.

    I was saddened to see
    these lives come to a halt,
    But I knew in my heart
    it was the atheists' fault

    as long as they know how to properly dip a beef sandwich, what they do in the privacy of their basement is none of my business
  • Muddy_Yogi
    Muddy_Yogi Posts: 1,459 Member
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    I love when people use tragedy to promote their own views.

    Not really
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