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having a beef sandwich delivered just isn't the same as going there and smelling the place and talking yourself into an order of onion rings
I got onion rings today too, you should just ask for onion rings when they call, you know you won't regret it. Even if you're full you'll still eat them. Do they come with some kind of ranch dippin' sauce?
mmmm..good idea...they use this nameless sauce for everything...it seems to work with rings and well...just everything...maybe a gyro for later....great...now I have to hit the ATM first...do I have enough pop?
Yeah the sauce that's just ranch dressing with some paprika. And no, you don't have enough pop, but in CT we call it soda0 -
Does this qualify as 'chit chat', 'fun', or games?0
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having a beef sandwich delivered just isn't the same as going there and smelling the place and talking yourself into an order of onion rings
I got onion rings today too, you should just ask for onion rings when they call, you know you won't regret it. Even if you're full you'll still eat them. Do they come with some kind of ranch dippin' sauce?
mmmm..good idea...they use this nameless sauce for everything...it seems to work with rings and well...just everything...maybe a gyro for later....great...now I have to hit the ATM first...do I have enough pop?
Yeah the sauce that's just ranch dressing with some paprika. And no, you don't have enough pop, but in CT we call it soda
our kids can call it .......SODA POP! soda pop for everyone!!!!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS! feel the love!!!!!!!!!!0 -
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having a beef sandwich delivered just isn't the same as going there and smelling the place and talking yourself into an order of onion rings
I got onion rings today too, you should just ask for onion rings when they call, you know you won't regret it. Even if you're full you'll still eat them. Do they come with some kind of ranch dippin' sauce?
mmmm..good idea...they use this nameless sauce for everything...it seems to work with rings and well...just everything...maybe a gyro for later....great...now I have to hit the ATM first...do I have enough pop?
Yeah the sauce that's just ranch dressing with some paprika. And no, you don't have enough pop, but in CT we call it soda
our kids can call it .......SODA POP! soda pop for everyone!!!!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS! feel the love!!!!!!!!!!
I hope you had a wonderful Channukah!0 -
People are being extra mean today.
This is beautiful.0 -
Funny how people mock and ridicule God and belittle Christians until there is a great catastrophe or trajedy.
Good poem and I wish.
And then the Christians continue to mock and belittle non-Christians.
And cue locked thread in 3...2...1...
I think more hate comes from christians then anyone else. I know westboro church is spreading the love.....0 -
People are being extra mean today.
This is beautiful.0 -
People are being extra mean today.
This is beautiful.
No. People are taking rightful offense at how dismissive this poem is. It's implicitly saying this tragedy would not have happened if "God was in schools." Oh, now we're in a "divisive" topic, forbidden on main MFP forums, which every person who's said, "This is great," should very well know. Plus, you know, this is essentially political, as well, because of the First Amendment, the Treaty of Tripoli, and all other precedents that highlight the separation of church and state in the US... that's a divisive topic, too.
I've said my peace. Return to menus plz. I am a food voyeur.0 -
Twas the night before Christmas
Twenty children had died,
so I took this as my chance,
to proselytize.0 -
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
She'd been drinking too much egg nog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication,
And she staggered out the door into the snow.0 -
if someone ever turned a christmas poem into a cute little religious internet meme for my dead child, I would find their house.0
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Twas the night before Christmas
Twenty children had died,
so I took this as my chance,
to proselytize.
Win!0 -
Personally I find this offensive.
I cannot stand people using this horrible horrible tragedy which still makes me tear up... in order to advance their religious agenda.0 -
Twas the night before Christmas
Twenty children had died,
so I took this as my chance,
to proselytize.
I was saddened to see
these lives come to a halt,
But I knew in my heart
it was the atheists' fault0 -
I dont know about all of you, but when i read this I got a tear in my eye. This was read on the Dr Phil Show ::::
Twas 11 days before christmas, around 9:38
when 20 beautiful children stormed though heaven's gate.
Their smiles were contagious, their laughter filled the air,
they could hardly believe all the beauty they saw there.
they were filled with such joy, they didnt know what to say.
they remembered nothing of what had happened earlier that day.
"where are we?" asked a little girl, as quiet as a mouse
"this is heaven." declared a small boy.
"we're spending christmas in God's house."
when what to their wondering eyes did appear, but jesus,
their savior, the children gathered near.
He looked at them and smiled, and they smiled just the same,
then he opened his arms and called them by name.
and in that moment was joy, that only heaven can bring.
those children all flew into the arms of their king
and as they lingered in the warmth of his embrace,
one small girl turned and looked at Jesus' face
and as if he could read all the questions she had
he gently whispered to her, "I' ll take care of mom and dad"
then he looked down on Earth, the world far below
He saw all the hurt, the sorrow, and woe then he closed his eyes
and he outstretched his hand,
"Let my power and presence re-enter this land!"
"may this country be delivered from the hands of fools"
"Im taking back my nation, Im taking back my schools!"
Yeah... pretty sure that *kitten* will get locked and removed. Keep it on your Facebook. Actually, keep it to yourself entirely. No reason to use such a horrible event to promote your own views on religion, politics, and morality.0 -
Twas the night before Christmas
Twenty children had died,
so I took this as my chance,
to proselytize.
^^this0 -
Twas the night before Christmas
Twenty children had died,
so I took this as my chance,
to proselytize.
I was saddened to see
these lives come to a halt,
But I knew in my heart
it was the atheists' fault
Don't forget the Muslims,
Said a random passerby.
The gays, the lesbians, and even the bis.0 -
Twas the night before Christmas
Twenty children had died,
so I took this as my chance,
to proselytize.
I was saddened to see
these lives come to a halt,
But I knew in my heart
it was the atheists' fault
as long as they know how to properly dip a beef sandwich, what they do in the privacy of their basement is none of my business0 -
I love when people use tragedy to promote their own views.
Not really0
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