Zombie weapons!!

Sadly no guns here but a wide range of martial arts weapons scattered around the house including swords plus archery kit. Not a child-friendly home. I mean even the sharp corners of tables aren't covered. And I keep my medicines in the low cupboards.











Ok, I lied. My medicine cupboard in the kitchen is high up. NFI why as there are no kids here to eat accidentally them.

1). Zoll Monitor/Defibrillator
2). D size oxygen cylinder
3). Floor lamp
4). Heavy wooden kitchen chair
5). Lysol spray

Weapons are looking kinda slim in this room. I have a pistol in the bedroom room but no zombie bullets, just regular. Anyway, in this room:

floor lamp to swing at them
scissors
wrapping paper
gas heater with flame to catch the wrapping paper on fire and use as a torch as I escape
giant elf lighted elf shoe (white elephant gag gift) with which to kick some Zombie *kitten*
ceramic coasters to throw like ninja stars

Hmm. Ok. I'm in my classroom so....

1. Lava Lamp - Light it - Bash over head with water and slam light bulb section into face to electrocute zombie
2. Yard sticks - Set teen boys to beating zombie to death
3. Elmo (Light with camera equipment) - It's got a heavy base - I'll use it like a club
4. Wall Clock - Will use as a shield or weapon
5. Large Wall Map of World - Will pull off wall and take wooden pole and use it to bash zombie over head and possible to spike him dead. It shouldn't take too many hits. I'll distract the zombie and tell the kids to yank down the map so we'll use it as our final weapon.

Ok. My emergency zombie plan is now in place. At least I'll know what to do if the end of the world becomes a zombie fest.

Monica

Drumsticks
2 Guitars
Killer Moccasins that I can flip off my feet cos they're a wee bit on the large side
Gym Water Bottle
Foam Roller...

Yeah... I think I'm a walking feast for Zombies, huh!

No worries - I can use you as bait. :-D

Always happy to help out a mate... :laugh:

It looks like the best I can do is put my scissors in their eye or something like that. I am in my office at work and I work for a school district so that is really the best weapon I have. I don't have a CRT monitor so I can't really do much with that. I might be able to drop one by hitting him with my paper shredder. If I could get out to my car I have access to a crowbar so that is my best bet if the zombies start to over run us now. Today is the end of the world so I guess it is possible.

28 metal chairs.

JM