Zombie weapons!!

Golf clubs
Electric guitar
Skis and poles

4 Weights
Computer
Fitness Ball
..........My cat

She broke my foot once cause I didn't feed her fast enough.....

I've always wanted to do like a shield and sword thing. Form a batallion of buff men and wear man panties with red capes and spray tans and ravage towns for more spray tans and protein shakes. Post apocolyptic gang of zombie slaying warriors. I say around 30 of us will do.

Now recruiting.

No girls allowed in the battles, but will be kept at the home base for fresh sandwich and man panty/cape ironing. This is the way of a warriors captive.

Now kidnapping.

ETA: Looking around where I am

1.Cable
2.Chair
3.Screwdriver
4.Hammer
5.Metal Pole

I am in a hotel room, so bit scant in the weapons department......one massive TV......but at least thanks to this article I know not to fight like a fitness chick......but then the boys won't fare much better ;-)

http://www.mightytrainer.com/which-lifter-will-survive-the-zombie-apocalypse/

Well, I am in the computer room and will have to settle for throwing my pens/pencils/felt pens all ninja style. I have a whole can of them so I will be good for several hundred zombies :smokin:

1. Metal baseball bat (just to slow them down)
2. Pocket Knife
3. Butcher block full of knives
4. Vicious dog (OK Golden retriever - but her bark will give them pause!)
5. My kids (YIKES!)
6. My bank account statement - it would scare the crap out of anybody!

The only one I need.


BrettPGH

swoon

Dual Kukri Blades

Crowbar
Sword
Floor lamp with marble base
Pekingese

scissors
pens
flashlight
pocket knife
and.....

a lot of slow people around me :-) jk

Sadly no guns here but a wide range of martial arts weapons scattered around the house including swords plus archery kit. Not a child-friendly home. I mean even the sharp corners of tables aren't covered. And I keep my medicines in the low cupboards.











Ok, I lied. My medicine cupboard in the kitchen is high up. NFI why as there are no kids here to eat accidentally them.

1). Zoll Monitor/Defibrillator
2). D size oxygen cylinder
3). Floor lamp
4). Heavy wooden kitchen chair
5). Lysol spray

Weapons are looking kinda slim in this room. I have a pistol in the bedroom room but no zombie bullets, just regular. Anyway, in this room:

floor lamp to swing at them
scissors
wrapping paper
gas heater with flame to catch the wrapping paper on fire and use as a torch as I escape
giant elf lighted elf shoe (white elephant gag gift) with which to kick some Zombie *kitten*
ceramic coasters to throw like ninja stars

Hmm. Ok. I'm in my classroom so....

1. Lava Lamp - Light it - Bash over head with water and slam light bulb section into face to electrocute zombie
2. Yard sticks - Set teen boys to beating zombie to death
3. Elmo (Light with camera equipment) - It's got a heavy base - I'll use it like a club
4. Wall Clock - Will use as a shield or weapon
5. Large Wall Map of World - Will pull off wall and take wooden pole and use it to bash zombie over head and possible to spike him dead. It shouldn't take too many hits. I'll distract the zombie and tell the kids to yank down the map so we'll use it as our final weapon.

Ok. My emergency zombie plan is now in place. At least I'll know what to do if the end of the world becomes a zombie fest.

Monica