Zombie weapons!!

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  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Hand sanitizer...

    I think they would degrade... it's like holy water to a vampire!
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    Sadly no guns here but a wide range of martial arts weapons scattered around the house including swords plus archery kit. Not a child-friendly home. I mean even the sharp corners of tables aren't covered. And I keep my medicines in the low cupboards.











    Ok, I lied. My medicine cupboard in the kitchen is high up. NFI why as there are no kids here to eat accidentally them.
  • rfsatar
    rfsatar Posts: 599 Member
    Drumsticks
    2 Guitars
    Killer Moccasins that I can flip off my feet cos they're a wee bit on the large side
    Gym Water Bottle
    Foam Roller...

    Yeah... I think I'm a walking feast for Zombies, huh!
  • emtjmac
    emtjmac Posts: 1,320 Member
    1). Zoll Monitor/Defibrillator
    2). D size oxygen cylinder
    3). Floor lamp
    4). Heavy wooden kitchen chair
    5). Lysol spray
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    Drumsticks
    2 Guitars
    Killer Moccasins that I can flip off my feet cos they're a wee bit on the large side
    Gym Water Bottle
    Foam Roller...

    Yeah... I think I'm a walking feast for Zombies, huh!

    No worries - I can use you as bait. :-D
  • Keto_T
    Keto_T Posts: 673 Member
    Weapons are looking kinda slim in this room. I have a pistol in the bedroom room but no zombie bullets, just regular. Anyway, in this room:

    floor lamp to swing at them
    scissors
    wrapping paper
    gas heater with flame to catch the wrapping paper on fire and use as a torch as I escape
    giant elf lighted elf shoe (white elephant gag gift) with which to kick some Zombie *kitten*
    ceramic coasters to throw like ninja stars
  • EmilyJackCO
    EmilyJackCO Posts: 621 Member
    Newly sharpened knives, aspen fire-hardened staff, golf club, short sword. :D
  • monicalosesweight
    monicalosesweight Posts: 1,173 Member
    Hmm. Ok. I'm in my classroom so....

    1. Lava Lamp - Light it - Bash over head with water and slam light bulb section into face to electrocute zombie
    2. Yard sticks - Set teen boys to beating zombie to death
    3. Elmo (Light with camera equipment) - It's got a heavy base - I'll use it like a club
    4. Wall Clock - Will use as a shield or weapon
    5. Large Wall Map of World - Will pull off wall and take wooden pole and use it to bash zombie over head and possible to spike him dead. It shouldn't take too many hits. I'll distract the zombie and tell the kids to yank down the map so we'll use it as our final weapon.

    Ok. My emergency zombie plan is now in place. At least I'll know what to do if the end of the world becomes a zombie fest.

    Monica
  • EmilyJackCO
    EmilyJackCO Posts: 621 Member
    Hand sanitizer...

    I think they would degrade... it's like holy water to a vampire!

    HAHAHAHA! That's awesome. I never thought of that one - I have like 2 gallons leftover too. :D
  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
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  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    Well Im in my office at work so.....

    Staplers
    phone computer
    monitor
    trach can
    rolling chairs
    chrash cart


    home is much better prepared lol
  • rfsatar
    rfsatar Posts: 599 Member
    Drumsticks
    2 Guitars
    Killer Moccasins that I can flip off my feet cos they're a wee bit on the large side
    Gym Water Bottle
    Foam Roller...

    Yeah... I think I'm a walking feast for Zombies, huh!

    No worries - I can use you as bait. :-D
    Always happy to help out a mate... :laugh:
  • allifantastical
    allifantastical Posts: 946 Member
    Screwdriver
    Scissors
    Stapler
    Lighter...just in case I need to set thems on fireee.
  • soldier4242
    soldier4242 Posts: 1,368 Member
    It looks like the best I can do is put my scissors in their eye or something like that. I am in my office at work and I work for a school district so that is really the best weapon I have. I don't have a CRT monitor so I can't really do much with that. I might be able to drop one by hitting him with my paper shredder. If I could get out to my car I have access to a crowbar so that is my best bet if the zombies start to over run us now. Today is the end of the world so I guess it is possible.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    .40cal handgun
    12 gauge shotgun
    .22LR rimfire rifle
    6 baseball bats
    6 knives
    Trench spike
    Several hammers
    Hatchet
    Tire iron
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    28 metal chairs.

    JM
  • AuddAlise
    AuddAlise Posts: 723 Member
    Calculator
    Coffee maker
    folding chair
    crap ton of paper
    glass door
  • Jonesie86
    Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
    Croquet mallet.
    Vacuum cleaner.
    Patchwork quilt.
    Bottle of milk.
    Phone charger.

    Plan A Throw patchwork quilt over zombie's head. Tie with phone charger. Hit repeatedly with croquet mallet. Pull cord out of vacuum cleaner and electrocute zombie. Use milk to have a nice cup of tea after it's all over.

    Plan B. Scream like a girl and run like hell.

    ROFLMFAO omg I giggled forever over this!!!
  • Jonesie86
    Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
    Weapons are looking kinda slim in this room. I have a pistol in the bedroom room but no zombie bullets, just regular. Anyway, in this room:

    floor lamp to swing at them
    scissors
    wrapping paper
    gas heater with flame to catch the wrapping paper on fire and use as a torch as I escape
    giant elf lighted elf shoe (white elephant gag gift) with which to kick some Zombie *kitten*
    ceramic coasters to throw like ninja stars

    Hahahahaha nice!!!

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