Zombie weapons!!

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  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    Well Im in my office at work so.....

    Staplers
    phone computer
    monitor
    trach can
    rolling chairs
    chrash cart


    home is much better prepared lol
  • rfsatar
    rfsatar Posts: 599 Member
    Drumsticks
    2 Guitars
    Killer Moccasins that I can flip off my feet cos they're a wee bit on the large side
    Gym Water Bottle
    Foam Roller...

    Yeah... I think I'm a walking feast for Zombies, huh!

    No worries - I can use you as bait. :-D
    Always happy to help out a mate... :laugh:
  • allifantastical
    allifantastical Posts: 946 Member
    Screwdriver
    Scissors
    Stapler
    Lighter...just in case I need to set thems on fireee.
  • soldier4242
    soldier4242 Posts: 1,368 Member
    It looks like the best I can do is put my scissors in their eye or something like that. I am in my office at work and I work for a school district so that is really the best weapon I have. I don't have a CRT monitor so I can't really do much with that. I might be able to drop one by hitting him with my paper shredder. If I could get out to my car I have access to a crowbar so that is my best bet if the zombies start to over run us now. Today is the end of the world so I guess it is possible.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    .40cal handgun
    12 gauge shotgun
    .22LR rimfire rifle
    6 baseball bats
    6 knives
    Trench spike
    Several hammers
    Hatchet
    Tire iron
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    28 metal chairs.

    JM
  • AuddAlise
    AuddAlise Posts: 723 Member
    Calculator
    Coffee maker
    folding chair
    crap ton of paper
    glass door
  • Jonesie86
    Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
    Croquet mallet.
    Vacuum cleaner.
    Patchwork quilt.
    Bottle of milk.
    Phone charger.

    Plan A Throw patchwork quilt over zombie's head. Tie with phone charger. Hit repeatedly with croquet mallet. Pull cord out of vacuum cleaner and electrocute zombie. Use milk to have a nice cup of tea after it's all over.

    Plan B. Scream like a girl and run like hell.

    ROFLMFAO omg I giggled forever over this!!!
  • Jonesie86
    Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
    Weapons are looking kinda slim in this room. I have a pistol in the bedroom room but no zombie bullets, just regular. Anyway, in this room:

    floor lamp to swing at them
    scissors
    wrapping paper
    gas heater with flame to catch the wrapping paper on fire and use as a torch as I escape
    giant elf lighted elf shoe (white elephant gag gift) with which to kick some Zombie *kitten*
    ceramic coasters to throw like ninja stars

    Hahahahaha nice!!!

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