Zombie weapons!!

Jonesie86

Okay, scan your room/house/where ever you are RIGHT now and tell me what weapons you'll have ready should a zombie ring the doorbell.....

1. Fire poker
2. Gun
3. Walking stick
4. Cast iron skillet
5. Meat cleaver

dsmboy1991

Smith & Wesson .380 Bodyguard
Smith & Wesson .38 Special Bodyguard
Taurus PT140 .40
Fox Pocket Knife
Iron
Coffee Pot

Numerous other possibilities if need be ha ha

jmc0806

Golf clubs
Electric guitar
Skis and poles

Growtinymusclesgrow

Hmmm...

1. Christmas tree???
2. Kimber 1911 -
3. Size 11 shoe to their face!
4. Finally, a crap ton of awesomeness!!

05HeatherLouise05

4 Weights
Computer
Fitness Ball
..........My cat

She broke my foot once cause I didn't feed her fast enough.....

ruurik

Beanie (to pull over my face and pretend it's not happening)
Newspaper (paper cut! Oooof! take that!)
Nike+ (track calories as I run around my house)
Bottle of champagne (celebrate Christmas together?)

FitBeto

I've always wanted to do like a shield and sword thing. Form a batallion of buff men and wear man panties with red capes and spray tans and ravage towns for more spray tans and protein shakes. Post apocolyptic gang of zombie slaying warriors. I say around 30 of us will do.

Now recruiting.

No girls allowed in the battles, but will be kept at the home base for fresh sandwich and man panty/cape ironing. This is the way of a warriors captive.

Now kidnapping.

ETA: Looking around where I am

1.Cable
2.Chair
3.Screwdriver
4.Hammer
5.Metal Pole

skellyness

I really don't have that much :P but

1. Baseball Bat
2. Bin
3. Pen
4. Shoes
5. Pointy Xmas Decoration

Elleinnz

I am in a hotel room, so bit scant in the weapons department......one massive TV......but at least thanks to this article I know not to fight like a fitness chick......but then the boys won't fare much better ;-)

http://www.mightytrainer.com/which-lifter-will-survive-the-zombie-apocalypse/

diadojikohei

Croquet mallet.
Vacuum cleaner.
Patchwork quilt.
Bottle of milk.
Phone charger.

Plan A Throw patchwork quilt over zombie's head. Tie with phone charger. Hit repeatedly with croquet mallet. Pull cord out of vacuum cleaner and electrocute zombie. Use milk to have a nice cup of tea after it's all over.

Plan B. Scream like a girl and run like hell.

MichelleLaree13

Well, I am in the computer room and will have to settle for throwing my pens/pencils/felt pens all ninja style. I have a whole can of them so I will be good for several hundred zombies :smokin:

coliema

A pen
A ruler
A stapler
A staple remover
A cup of tea

pengem789

1. Metal baseball bat (just to slow them down)
2. Pocket Knife
3. Butcher block full of knives
4. Vicious dog (OK Golden retriever - but her bark will give them pause!)
5. My kids (YIKES!)
6. My bank account statement - it would scare the crap out of anybody!

BrettPGH

The only one I need.


BrettPGH

Crankstr

The only one I need.


BrettPGH

swoon

TheRoadDog

Anti hallucinatory drugs.

ZombieChaser

Dual Kukri Blades

murdie

Cranky husband...I think that will do it!

LorinaLynn

Crowbar
Sword
Floor lamp with marble base
Pekingese

Yanicka1

Cisors
21 inches computer screen
Coffee mug



I am doomed

avlama

scissors
pens
flashlight
pocket knife
and.....

a lot of slow people around me :-) jk

MikeyD1280

Hand sanitizer...

I think they would degrade... it's like holy water to a vampire!

darrensurrey

Sadly no guns here but a wide range of martial arts weapons scattered around the house including swords plus archery kit. Not a child-friendly home. I mean even the sharp corners of tables aren't covered. And I keep my medicines in the low cupboards.











Ok, I lied. My medicine cupboard in the kitchen is high up. NFI why as there are no kids here to eat accidentally them.

rfsatar

Drumsticks
2 Guitars
Killer Moccasins that I can flip off my feet cos they're a wee bit on the large side
Gym Water Bottle
Foam Roller...

Yeah... I think I'm a walking feast for Zombies, huh!

emtjmac

1). Zoll Monitor/Defibrillator
2). D size oxygen cylinder
3). Floor lamp
4). Heavy wooden kitchen chair
5). Lysol spray

darrensurrey

Drumsticks
2 Guitars
Killer Moccasins that I can flip off my feet cos they're a wee bit on the large side
Gym Water Bottle
Foam Roller...

Yeah... I think I'm a walking feast for Zombies, huh!

No worries - I can use you as bait. :-D

Keto_T

Weapons are looking kinda slim in this room. I have a pistol in the bedroom room but no zombie bullets, just regular. Anyway, in this room:

floor lamp to swing at them
scissors
wrapping paper
gas heater with flame to catch the wrapping paper on fire and use as a torch as I escape
giant elf lighted elf shoe (white elephant gag gift) with which to kick some Zombie *kitten*
ceramic coasters to throw like ninja stars

EmilyJackCO

Newly sharpened knives, aspen fire-hardened staff, golf club, short sword.

monicalosesweight

Hmm. Ok. I'm in my classroom so....

1. Lava Lamp - Light it - Bash over head with water and slam light bulb section into face to electrocute zombie
2. Yard sticks - Set teen boys to beating zombie to death
3. Elmo (Light with camera equipment) - It's got a heavy base - I'll use it like a club
4. Wall Clock - Will use as a shield or weapon
5. Large Wall Map of World - Will pull off wall and take wooden pole and use it to bash zombie over head and possible to spike him dead. It shouldn't take too many hits. I'll distract the zombie and tell the kids to yank down the map so we'll use it as our final weapon.

Ok. My emergency zombie plan is now in place. At least I'll know what to do if the end of the world becomes a zombie fest.

Monica

EmilyJackCO

Hand sanitizer...

I think they would degrade... it's like holy water to a vampire!

HAHAHAHA! That's awesome. I never thought of that one - I have like 2 gallons leftover too.

Captain_Tightpants