Zombie weapons!!

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Jonesie86
Jonesie86 Posts: 446 Member
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Okay, scan your room/house/where ever you are RIGHT now and tell me what weapons you'll have ready should a zombie ring the doorbell.....

1. Fire poker
2. Gun
3. Walking stick
4. Cast iron skillet
5. Meat cleaver
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  • dsmboy1991
    dsmboy1991 Posts: 194 Member
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    Smith & Wesson .380 Bodyguard
    Smith & Wesson .38 Special Bodyguard
    Taurus PT140 .40
    Fox Pocket Knife
    Iron
    Coffee Pot

    Numerous other possibilities if need be ha ha
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
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    Golf clubs
    Electric guitar
    Skis and poles
  • Growtinymusclesgrow
    Growtinymusclesgrow Posts: 152 Member
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    Hmmm...

    1. Christmas tree???
    2. Kimber 1911 -
    3. Size 11 shoe to their face!
    4. Finally, a crap ton of awesomeness!!
  • 05HeatherLouise05
    05HeatherLouise05 Posts: 178 Member
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    4 Weights
    Computer
    Fitness Ball
    ..........My cat
    NinjaCat.jpg
    She broke my foot once cause I didn't feed her fast enough.....
  • ruurik
    ruurik Posts: 143 Member
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    Beanie (to pull over my face and pretend it's not happening)
    Newspaper (paper cut! Oooof! take that!)
    Nike+ (track calories as I run around my house)
    Bottle of champagne (celebrate Christmas together?)
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
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    I've always wanted to do like a shield and sword thing. Form a batallion of buff men and wear man panties with red capes and spray tans and ravage towns for more spray tans and protein shakes. Post apocolyptic gang of zombie slaying warriors. I say around 30 of us will do.

    Now recruiting.

    No girls allowed in the battles, but will be kept at the home base for fresh sandwich and man panty/cape ironing. This is the way of a warriors captive.

    Now kidnapping.

    ETA: Looking around where I am

    1.Cable
    2.Chair
    3.Screwdriver
    4.Hammer
    5.Metal Pole
  • skellyness
    skellyness Posts: 165 Member
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    I really don't have that much :P but

    1. Baseball Bat
    2. Bin
    3. Pen
    4. Shoes
    5. Pointy Xmas Decoration
  • Elleinnz
    Elleinnz Posts: 1,661 Member
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    I am in a hotel room, so bit scant in the weapons department......one massive TV......but at least thanks to this article I know not to fight like a fitness chick......but then the boys won't fare much better ;-)

    http://www.mightytrainer.com/which-lifter-will-survive-the-zombie-apocalypse/
  • diadojikohei
    diadojikohei Posts: 732 Member
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    Croquet mallet.
    Vacuum cleaner.
    Patchwork quilt.
    Bottle of milk.
    Phone charger.

    Plan A Throw patchwork quilt over zombie's head. Tie with phone charger. Hit repeatedly with croquet mallet. Pull cord out of vacuum cleaner and electrocute zombie. Use milk to have a nice cup of tea after it's all over.

    Plan B. Scream like a girl and run like hell.
  • MichelleLaree13
    MichelleLaree13 Posts: 865 Member
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    Well, I am in the computer room and will have to settle for throwing my pens/pencils/felt pens all ninja style. I have a whole can of them so I will be good for several hundred zombies :smokin:
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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    A pen
    A ruler
    A stapler
    A staple remover
    A cup of tea
  • pengem789
    pengem789 Posts: 45
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    1. Metal baseball bat (just to slow them down)
    2. Pocket Knife
    3. Butcher block full of knives
    4. Vicious dog (OK Golden retriever - but her bark will give them pause!)
    5. My kids (YIKES!)
    6. My bank account statement - it would scare the crap out of anybody!
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    The only one I need.


    BrettPGH
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
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    The only one I need.


    BrettPGH

    swoon
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Anti hallucinatory drugs.
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
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    Dual Kukri Blades

    392189.jpg&w=2595&h=2478&ei=u1zUUID6NaLc2AXev4GwBw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=358&vpy=260&dur=1548&hovh=219&hovw=230&tx=97&ty=97&sig=112154848893745604088&page=1&tbnh=140&tbnw=147&start=0&ndsp=42&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:0,i:115
  • murdie
    murdie Posts: 85 Member
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    Cranky husband...I think that will do it!
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,248 Member
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    Crowbar
    Sword
    Floor lamp with marble base
    Pekingese
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    Cisors
    21 inches computer screen
    Coffee mug



    I am doomed
  • avlama
    avlama Posts: 502 Member
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    scissors
    pens
    flashlight
    pocket knife
    and.....

    a lot of slow people around me :-) jk

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