Bawlzar

The results of grandma's all-bean diet....BA-BOOM!!!

In the future we will all be born with OCD. Stop the abuse of human hair.

Tattoes are tattoos on the toes. just like tainttoo and armttoos. R2-D2s tattoos are tatoinetoos.

I want the women to know where to go when we're done.

Brown Rice Krispies with almond milk.

I cheated while playing Monopoly once. Pictionary too.

Legend has it that the boobie monster takes them and gives them to the less fortunate, however he is always getting busted.

Farting is the new mating call.