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I dont have any catchup, but will mustard work????
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Did I hide the body well enough??? Did I cover my tracks??? Why are the cops walking up to my front door?????? ANyone in here a lawyer that works cheap????
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I accidently killed her and here in California, its illegal to date a corpse.......so we broke up until the Zombie Apocalypse comes......then we will be together again!!!!!!
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Believe it or not, the best thing for this....good old Destyn, the baby rash cream.
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Also Remember GO AT YOUR OWN PACE!!!!! If you are not ready to move on to the next weeks workouts, then dont. Its ok to repeat the previous week until you feel ready to move on. MANY runners sometimes take up to 18 weeks to complete this. They will do Week 1 workouts for two weeks before moving on to Week 2 workouts and so…
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GREAT POST! Just what I needed as I start back on my journey
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"Its ok for a man to be bald, overweight and stinky, but its NEVER ok for a woman not to have a thigh gap. Its a breakdown of society when these women let themselves go. EVERY woman in America should strive to have a thigh gap......and the ones that dont??? Live in shame, then move to the Middle East!" Donald Trump, Sept.…
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Play it safe and just stay on here, taking advice from all these good folks!
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I REQUIRE all my women to have a Thigh Gap, otherwise I kick em to the curb. They also must have a job with a salary of $250, 000/year, must be a top level chef, have read the Karma Sutra cover to cover, have been a supermodel in the last 5 years and must have a father who owns a liquor store.
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I too am tied to CPAP for now, but hope to be freed someday. You are an inspiration for me to keep trying so that I can be fee too. Good job.
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Tell your parents you just found out you are adopted and that you are going to go find your real parents....... that should shut their pie holes for awhile
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After watching Sons of Anarchy, I dont mess with bikers anymore.......
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A good 7 day cleanse should always start in the bathroom......Very Important!!! Then its moves into the Kitchen.....after that, then tackle that nasty mess you call a bedroom. Those dust bunnies are big enough to have your kids ride on them like a horse!!! So get busy and good luck, Love, Mom
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Transgender foods are hotdog tacos, burrito burgers, Ice cream salads and the biggest one: Spam steak tartare. Beware!!! You've all been warned........
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The Six Reasons Im not losing weight? Im eating bad food. Im eating a lot of bad food. Im not exercising off the bad food. Im taking a nap after eating bad food. The only burn Im feeling is in the bathroom. Im only tracking my calories when I look at the box of Twinkies Im polishing off and thinking,"Damn, this box has a…
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Ok, Im now convinced that transgender food, which is worse than transfat, caused me to gain 60 pounds. The Govt should ban all transgender food! Calling my congressman to get on this!
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Im confused......is transgender like transfat? Is this a new diet term I should be afraid of??? I havent left my house in a year because of my fear of transfat getting me......should I be worried about transgender now too?
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My turn to judge::::: This has officially turned into the stupidest thread on MFP today. Im out.........feel free to flag this.
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I judge people all the time at the gym. Its fun. Its like a hobby for me. It makes me feel superior to them and helps my self esteem. Going to the gym and doing this is a lot cheaper than paying my old therapist. So I am a better person because of this. By judging people, pointing out what they are doing wrong and just…
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COngrats on taking the first step. May I offer an invitation to join a group in here called the Royal Order of Middle Aged Fat Men? Great group of guys all just like you going through what you go through. Check it out. ( Sorry if this sounded like a sales pitch) LOL
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Ive heard that you should weigh EVERYTHING......except your cat. I found out the hard way that cats are VERY sensitive about their weight.......
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On the other hand.........Good job and keep it up, there are now no limits for you......
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What is big deal? That is nothzing Girly Man. Hear us now and believe us later, when you can get pumped up to squat a Cadillac, then you can brag.....until then, shut cakehole and get back to weights......Sincerly Hans and Franz
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In the real world, she would be a nine, but since she looks like my ex wife, a 2
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Ill be more impressed when I can lose 45 pounds at 95.
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Not to continue a contentious debate, but I dont think people that drink heavily or do drugs are at all concerned with flushing out their system for health reasons.
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Exactly