DorianGay

First, you need to understand the role of punctuation. The period implies the end of a thought. You like vodka and Blue Moon. Secondly, you follow it up with, "you can't go wrong with some good beer* every once in a while." You've now defined your loves and put a modifier on 'some good beer.' My real point, and seemingly…

This is hilarious.

This is a second-hand account.

My girlfriend looks a little bit like Charlize Theron and a lotta bit like Dog the Bounty Hunter.