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I am appreciating all the feed back! Thank you everyone. I gotta get some work done but please keep the ideas coming!

We bought one pacifier but I don't plan on using it unless I have to. I really hope I dont get any lol.

That was the first thing we bought =)

I am breast feeding but I put the bottle warmer on my list just for when I pump so that I can easily warm it back up. I put the wipe warmer on there too. Those were almost my exact thoughts when seeing that haha!

Thank you for the congrats! I am sooo sooo excited! Luckily I have a ton of hand me down newborn and 0-3 month clothing. I did buy a few outfits myself but Im not buying anymore unless I need them. Its crazy how much baby stuff people want to just give away haha.

Yea my SO has a 7 year old and he was surprised by all the new baby stuff. He kept telling me hes got this int he bag with what we will need etc but when we got there and started looking I think he got a lil overwhelmed haha.

Oh you have no idea where my mind just went. Wait Im sure you do. Love you!

Hahaha funny you say this. Im actually having a friend buy my diaper bag but I told her to make sure it was man friendly.

Yea I seen the baby ball pit on pinterest. I need one of those for myself ;)

The stroller I bought is one of those. I was driving it around my living room the other day. Think turns like a champ.

I'm already stock piling a list of new drinks I wanna try as soon as its safe =) Im just glad baby will be here in time for me to enjoy a couple summer shandys on my deck this summer.

Gale I can't stop laughing everytime I see your profile pic =)

I already have a stroller, crib, walker, swing, pack n play, high chair and a friend bought us a bassinet this weekend. So I think I have the big stuff covered. Im just worried about smaller things that I should ask for that might not cross the normal, never had a baby mommys mind =)

I love this idea! You know me wayyy to well! ♥

Luckily my health insurance covers up to a 500.00 breast pump. So I was really stoked about that. I didnt even think about nipple cream. Ahhh there is sooo much I don't know. I almost bought a diaper genie. I won't now. Thank you!

Im not going to lie. Id run straight to the bank and pay off my car loan.

An apple.

Do not wear grey yoga pants during a hard workout. Your swamp *kitten* will show.

If you are spending more money a month in animal food than food for your family, ya might have too many pets!

We are having a potluck at work today and I made baked beans and brought chips. I love to eat chips with my baked beans. Now back on topic, are you sure it wasn't the hookers & blow that caused this?

I am thinking somebody is knocked up.

My brother was there and watched her do it. He said she walked in. Ate the sandwich, got up and left like it was nothing.

I'm pretty f*ckin funny.

I think the Hookers & Blow cancel out the calories plus some. So you are a-ok there dollface.

You might as well subtract the calories you burn chewing it as well. If you chew it long enough it might equal zero calories or go into the negative.

"Since you lied and basically screwed me out of a grand, all I got you for your birthday was this lousy card. Have a great birthday"

I am sure grandma has still got it going on, if not I bet she wants to. Get her the lazer hair removal. She doesn't want the lucky guy wheeling over to the other residents and saying how your grandma is extra hairy and embarassing your poor grandma. Old people need love to.

At least you are not giving her a paper bag.

Hell no. Id lazer my vadge in a heartbeat!