PropertyofRTH

Yes, they come with a caution: "Objects may appear larger than they really are".

Verbal diarrhea-- the gift that keeps on giving. You guys all need to get l---d.

Beer goggles...work every time.

I go to the toilet, get out of bed and then weigh myself...Doh!

Yes, they got it from a belly button ring.

I'd be surprised if she wasn't--they follow you around the boards like lemmings off a cliff. Somewhat entertaining.

They forgot to mention money. You need that. Lots of it.

Holy crap, that's 5 minutes of my life I'll never get back. Pall bearer

You have the black plague now?

No