brightblader

Forget teams, best *kitten* competition. DO IT

Gang Bang. I'd sign up, jusayin

No too fat

Naughty for sure

Everything

Fuaaaarkkkk

Vagina

You're hot I doubt anyone really reads your posts

Off the top of my head, 2 months(ish) ago! Dear person below me, will you blow me please!?

Rape - you look like fun!

Girls: DAT *kitten* DEM TEDDIES DEM HIPS

No it's not hot thread over

Holy crap how many sit ups does a female have to do to get abs like that jesus

Start a search engine to compete with Google

Facebook: Where I message random chicks then proceed to bang them MFP: Where I don't bother messaging chicks as they are located too far to bang

Judging by breast perkiness, I'd say a fertile 22 year old. Want to bear my children?

Y u no mirin the quads? Do you even squat?

Boobies!!

PC: WoW, Runescape(mostly botting), Guild Wars 2... MMO's take up a tonne my free time PS3: Playstation Allstars Battle Royale (Just got it, great game), fifa 13 WII: Super Smash Bros Brawl, Mario Kart Wii Yes I somehow manage to make time for all of these

You're an inspiration *wipes away tear*

Audi r8.... A man can dream....

I absolutely hate hate HATE a girl telling me I'm hot or whatever, seriously just makes me feel weird. Absolutely love giving out compliments though especially when you can visibly see on her face that she liked it. In my head I'm like "AWWWWWW"

Begin mating ritual

Alot of races a girl is a girl and as long as she has DAT *kitten* then I'm good

Because it's too difficult to turn her into a housewife

Well I almost managed to make cereal once, so hopefully a man that can cook isn't that attractive.

This is just stupid, there's a distinct difference between having a gay guy stare at my eyes or me creating the conditions whereby he can analyse my penis.

Nothing to do with being homophobic or insecurity, just saying it how it is.

Except that trying soup or bench pressing doesn't include the possibility of homosexual men looking at you naked, that possibility doesn't appeal to my heterosexual natural instincts.

No I'm not gay