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The difference between facebook and MFP
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FB, when I send people pics of my junk, they call the police......MFP, when i send people pics of my junk, they send me friend requests.....
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FB = I don't talk about exercise, weight loss, diet, nothing...because i don't want to hear the ridicule, excuses or judgement
MFP = complete anti-thesis0 -
Facebook: Where the perverts are ashamed to be themselves and are vague about everything. Even though you're hot.
MFP: Where the perverts come right up and start licking you and smacking your *kitten*. Because you're hot.
^^this0 -
On Facebook I censor myself due to the wide variety of friends I have on there, including family. MFP: I say whatever the *kitten* I want and if someone doesn't like it, delete me! I've made some awesome friends this way.0
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FB: where most of my "friends" are immediately family and I've physically met them all
MFP: where my family wouldn't be caught dead (and based on my wall - that's probably a good thing), and I haven't physically seen any of them.0 -
FB - where my friends complain that all I do is post fitness junk
MFP - where my friends cannot get enough fitness junk postings0 -
On Facebook I censor myself due to the wide variety of friends I have on there, including family. MFP: I say whatever the *kitten* I want and if someone doesn't like it, delete me! I've made some awesome friends this way.0
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FB - where my friends complain that all I do is post fitness junk
MFP - where my friends cannot get enough fitness junk postings
Its not just me who has that problem then?0 -
On Facebook I censor myself due to the wide variety of friends I have on there, including family. MFP: I say whatever the *kitten* I want and if someone doesn't like it, delete me! I've made some awesome friends this way.
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FB: where most of my "friends" are immediately family and I've physically met them all
MFP: where my family wouldn't be caught dead (and based on my wall - that's probably a good thing), and I haven't physically seen any of them.
We should changes that :bigsmile: :bigsmile:0 -
FB: I haven't seen any of my friends' 'junk'
MFP: well... sometimes it comes with the friend request!0 -
Facebook: everyone whines and complains about how awful their life/marriage/work/weight is but does nothing.
MFP: People face the issues and kick them in the butt0 -
FB, when I send people pics of my junk, they call the police......MFP, when i send people pics of my junk, they send me friend requests.....
LMAO!0 -
FB: where most of my "friends" are immediately family and I've physically met them all
MFP: where my family wouldn't be caught dead (and based on my wall - that's probably a good thing), and I haven't physically seen any of them.
Holy crap how many sit ups does a female have to do to get abs like that jesus0 -
FB, when I send people pics of my junk, they call the police......MFP, when i send people pics of my junk, they send me friend requests.....
:laugh: Best one so far :blushing:0 -
FB: I haven't seen any of my friends' 'junk'
MFP: well... sometimes it comes with the friend request!
haha.....me too. Although now that I have some MFP people on FB i can't say that any more.0 -
FB: where most of my "friends" are immediately family and I've physically met them all
MFP: where my family wouldn't be caught dead (and based on my wall - that's probably a good thing), and I haven't physically seen any of them.
Holy crap how many sit ups does a female have to do to get abs like that jesus
essentially... NONE
I box, plank, squat, run.
Not a fan of the situp0 -
Facebook: when I say I just spent two hours at the gym and had an awesome time I get called an insane show off.
MFP: I get called a rock star.
Nailed.0 -
Facebook: where I avoid pics, and censor everything I write
MFP: where I troll pics, and say everything that comes to mind...mfp
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FB: the one time I put up a pic of my abs... I got in *kitten*
MFP: when I take down pics of my abs... I get in *kitten*... unless I put up a pic of my *kitten*, or my face for Kevin haha0 -
Facebook: everyone whines and complains about how awful their life/marriage/work/weight is but does nothing.
MFP: People face the issues and kick them in the butt
i have seen many people complain about their spouse or girl/boyfriend here. many, many, many times.0 -
FB: I mention protein shakes and lifting and friends show concern about growing muscles and getting bulky
MFP: most of my friends want / have great muscles
FB: my friends complain about their Weight Watchers plans but their bodies never change
MFP: most of my friends eat >2000 cals and look awesome0 -
Facebook: You tell someone their hot and they delete you (after looking at your pics)
MFP: Don't tell someone their hot and they take offense and delete you (after looking at your pics)0 -
FB: where most of my "friends" are immediately family and I've physically met them all
MFP: where my family wouldn't be caught dead (and based on my wall - that's probably a good thing), and I haven't physically seen any of them.
FB: I don't lust after profile pictures
MFP: Where I go home and look at your icon in private. Damn girl0 -
FB: When I share my weight loss goals, my progress, or my weaknesses, I don't receive any response or feedback. If I do, it's along the lines of, "You are getting too skinny" or "I wish I had the time to work out, you must have TONS of time...I have kids, work, blah blah BLAH, or skip the bread and pasta!"
MFP: When I share any of the above, I am greeted by people who share my goals, applaude my progress, and speak about their own weaknesses.0 -
FB - where my friends complain that all I do is post fitness junk
MFP - where my friends cannot get enough fitness junk postings
Its not just me who has that problem then?
Nope, not just you two either. I have removed the link from MFP to FB and RARELY will post anything about my progress anymore. When I was told Iw as showing off and discoraging friends who "couldn't" do anything their weight, I stopped. For a couple reasons:
A) No intentions to discourage anyoneI KNOW those that said they "couldn't" didn't try and I don't have time for their guilt trips about me being healthy
C) MY next progress pic will be enough without words spoken
FB: Where you know most of the people on your friends list personally and they SAY they care about your health and well-being
MFP: Where you rarely get to meet those on your friends list and yet they all REALLY care about helping you get healthy...0 -
FACEBOOK: it can get you fired from your job, because people constantly update what they are doing every second thanks to their smartphones.
MFP: No one will believe you if you say you have a job...because we are always in the forums thanks to our smartphones.0 -
FACEBOOK: it can get you fired from your job, because people constantly update what they are doing every second thanks to their smartphones.
MFP: No one will believe you if you say you have a job...because we are always in the forums thanks to our smartphones.
LMAO so true!0 -
FB, when I send people pics of my junk, they call the police......MFP, when i send people pics of my junk, they send me friend requests.....
:laugh: Tooo freakin funny:laugh:0 -
Facebook: everyone whines and complains about how awful their life/marriage/work/weight is but does nothing.
MFP: People face the issues and kick them in the butt
LOVE IT!!!0
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