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My small contribution to the silliness.

Just another crappy day here in Newport Beach, CA 80*F with scattered clouds and a 9 mph breeze out of the SW. Sounds like I need to leave work early and go for a sail.

In college I had a professor who's name was Harry (Not Harold) Weiner and his son's name was D_ck (Not Richard). Felt sorry for them both.

1) My Wife would make me a "healthy" breakfast in the morning which I would eat. Then I'd stop in the way to work and buy an Egg McMuffin or a couple donuts because I was still hungry. 2) I would buy a candy bar EVERY time I stopped to buy gas. 3) I would stop on the way home from work and get a milkshake, blizzard, etc…

Sure you can. There's no law (just a tradition) that says you have to give your children the same last name as the parents. A friend of mine has the last name Woodc0ck, but his kids last name is Woods. He didn't want them to get teased like he was as a child.

@ lfaith: Is all of the above a valid answer? If I have to choose just one, Current Profile.

Or give them really LONG names like: Alouishous Theodore Mazerkowitz III

Easy... I'd go Sailing!!!

Must be a woman thing... as I have NEVER pondered baby names. However, I have come across several that I wondered what their parents were thinking: 1) Candace (Candy) Valentine - Her B-Day was Feb 14th. 2) Long Dong 3) Honey Bear Hoover 4) Wei (Way) Wrong - And he usually was

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BTW.... "Sorry America But us Canadians" should be "Sorry America, But WE Canadians" OK, Carry On!

Looks like fun...

There's an exception to every rule, but starting range would be +5/-10

43 & In for the 40+ crowd!

I didn't look at a scale nor log a single item between Thanksgiving and New Years... Result = +10lbs

Collect a various assortment of sizes and types of men's underwear. Then go next door and ask her if she can identify which pair is her husbands because "You've found so many pairs by your bed and now you can't remember who is who's!".

I am a rum junkie with probably 30 different varieties in my liquor cabinet right now. Pyrat XO? That one I typically drink straight up on the rocks. But if you want to mix it, Pyrat has their own recipes: http://www.pyratrum.com/pdf/Pyrat_Recipes.pdf

I don't live in NC, but I'm there fairly regularly on business. Mostly in the Greensboro/Winston-Salem area. In fact, I'll be there for 5 days beginning on Jan 1st.

Definitely a fan.... and burlesque =/= stripping

Atlas Shrugged - Ayn Rand…

Who cares about their actual IQ? As long as they look the part...

Typically I like my women with a little less facial hair, so I'd pass.....