FGVC1188 Member

I have the same problem as OP. I just cannot get enough calories, i need to drink 800 cal mass gainer shake (4 scoops mixed with 16 oz of whole milk) just to break 2000 calories in a day. There aren't enough hours in the day to get my calories.

Well tomorrow is my 25th bday so i guess im not "early 20s" anymore ****.

Yeah i've been eating scoops of peanut butter with milk, but doesn't seem to be doing the trick. I eay small breakfasts because im never hungry in the morning, usually a big lunch but dinner time im never in the mood to eat especially after i've worked out. I think theres something wrong with me lol.

My Dog Skip. I cry evertim.

I say "going to pay the swole toll." As in, "ya gotta pay the swole toll if you want to get in that girl's hole."

Oh shut up

Soccer.

Funny. This never happens among a group of dudes.

Battery by Metallica is the perfect tempo for running.

OH EM GEE, you guys all had childhoods too!?!? I thought I was the only one!

Teenage girls are probably the dumbest people on the face of the planet, so good job looking out.

I'm a white guy I can't dance for *kitten*. My rhythm in general is awful.

Damn I guess i'm the only Saggitarius here.

I will not settle for anything less than a 9.8/10. Other than that, im not picky.

Good. I hope more states follow suit, so those damn Canadians will stop acting like theyre better than us!

Type O Negative - I Know You're F*cking Someone Else.

take it to WebMD. Or better yet your doctor.

Women only like guys who have lots of skills.

uhhhhhhhhh..........

2/10 WNB

When the Levee Breaks.

my friend gave me this advice once: "Don't be a sailor, wrap your whaler."

Hey whats all my MFP peeps doing for Valentimes Day?!?!?!

You are tearing me apart.

Flo from the progressive commercials.

Of course not, no one wants to think about that while in a commited relationship. But chances are good you won't be with the same person for the rest of your life (maybe you will, who knows) and i doubt your new SO will be happy with some other dude's name tattooed on you.

Alex Morgan. Mancrush: Henrik Lunqdvist.

Getting a tattoo to enjoy "for now" is the dumbest thing i ever heard. But so typical.

IIHF WJC 2013. USA 5 - Canada 1

last night before bed I had a sudden rush of hunger. I ate: Sweet relish out of the jar Beef stew Cheese puffs Jalapeno chips w/ French onion dip Brownies. I immediatley regretted it.