SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Member

Hooray for April Fools! Am surprised nobody has suggested cutting off your leg. Isn't that the pat answer for this thread? Come on MFP, get with it!

Clearly your kitty is gluten intolerant. Doi.

We have three large wheeled totes - one for recycling, one for trash, one for organics. You can get fined for throwing organics in the regular trash, and they do spot checks. You will receive warnings for incorrectly sorting your trash, and can eventually be fined for noncompliance. You can't put bones and yard waste down…

And a world-class figure skater, according to his bio.

Toxic Hunger? WTF? brb....Googling

I am very flexible.

Pictures or it didn't happen

But can you do Blue Steel?

If you continue watching the show, you will notice that all of the people have dealt with incomprehensible trauma and/ or neglect in their lives which they have been unable to cope with in a healthy way. The comment I keep hearing on the show is "food is my comfort". Most of them live near or below the poverty line, are…

OP I understand what you're saying. It's the "there's starving kids in Africa" mentality that those of us of a certain vintage had drilled into our heads. I have a hard time moving away from that mentality too, but I'm getting better. I find that weekly meal planning is very helpful. I've also moved away from one big…

Great. Now I need some beer and backbacon, eh?

Great, now you have even more motivation! Get it girl!

Life would be miserable without calorie banking. BTW an entire bottle of wine is around 625 cals. Or so I've heard :lol:

What's your return policy?

Ok I deserved that! :lol:

Quebec isn't part of Canada. Sorry....had to go there :lol:

Agreed. Almost as weird as the blood-type diet fad.

I turn 40 in August. I've been at my goal weight for about 18 months. Next goal is to do a marathon for my 42nd. 42km for my 42nd!

I'm fairly certain your new husband and your children would rather have you a little overweight and alive, rather than thin and in a casket. Listen to your doctor.

+2 for getting your shoes properly fitted

OMG cuteness OVERLOAD!!

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Here's the study: mbe.oxfordjournals.org/content/early/2016/03/09/molbev.msw049.full.pdf+html

Interestingly, this article popped up while I was reading the morning news. An excerpt: "...Why is it that some people can stay healthy only by sticking to a strict vegetarian diet? Why is it that others can eat a steak a day, remain slim, avoid heart disease and feel like a million dollars? The answers may lie in your…

It's normal for me not to be too hungry after a strenuous workout. The next day though, EAT ALL THE THINGS!!

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Just to clarify, sushi-grade fish is frozen first in order to kill any nastiness. As to raw beef.....ew

I've always been told cardio AFTER weightlifting so your lifting doesn't suffer, but I'm curious to see what others say.

You're not the boss of me!!

I'm not as innocent as I look