ApisHeraldOfPtah

Your mother has left a hole in your heart that needs to be filled. You're cute; you should find a man who loves you but has a mean streak, so that the puzzle piece fits that hole.

I gave my wife a banana "pancake" the other day and she punched me in the nose. Thanks a lot, OP.

I have friends that are married with two (biological) children. They are gay and legally married by state law. The parents, not the kids. Well, maybe the kids, but . . . listen that's not the point. The point is that: As of Tuesday this week, they were not eligible for social security surviving parent benefits. They were…

Incidentally he hooked his legs over the I-beam that you see in the first frames. Not saying, just saying.

Nothing says happy birthday like clowns. Happy birthday.

"I told you! No wire hangers, ever!"

OP Sock Puppet agrees with OP Criticizes everyone a little too emotionally.