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I weigh 300lbs.
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Someone who could teach him how to spell Gerard Butler.
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I don't like dogs. Or cats.
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not
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yes
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No
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Loves a good selfie.
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Fantastic news, I shall sleep easy tonight.
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no
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not
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No,
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I wonder when the next AA meeting is?
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I think i'm about to lay a few cream eggs.
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It's raining in Manchester!
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ugly
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Flowerbomb, michael kors watch, yankie candles, chanel mademoiselle shower gel/moisturiser, onesie, gift card for a meal out for me and the fella, swarovski necklace, nordic onesie, monies few other bits also, including a cookie monster oven glove!
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Depends on how much i'm getting paid.
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rotting fish soaked in cat urine.
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No way.
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I'm planning on putting on as much weight as possible over christmas.
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Is good looking.
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I find someone knocking on my door at midnight rude, but y'know.
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Sleep around.
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Maybe they were young and naive.
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Answer naked!!
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I went to the doctors today to get some lumps on my leg checked out. Turns out i'm not dying. True story.
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because of the boobs of course
