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Almost home. #myownbed #messyhairkindacare #morepeanutsplease #allthehashtags

Wondering if my foot is going to explode on this flight and if it does, how do I monitize that? 🤔

Amused

My swollen foot, wine, airplanes, compression socks, emotional comfort dogs, pretzels.....I could continue.

Cankles.

Elevating my foot

I support this.

Wanna talk about organic peroxides and solvents? OMG ME TOO!

My jump rope is not bringing sunshine and rainbows into my life. I believe it is defective. @RevGym2 where do I procure a proper one?

Watching reruns of SVU in my hotel room. As every traveler does. BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS ON.

I just bought my staff dinner and am laying here in the hotel room watching trash tv. So, basically living my best life. 😁

I run hot. I'm always freaking hot!!! I'll keep ya warm!

Im a little grope-y when I give hugs. Just so's ya know.

Am I happy to be single....I didn't intend to be single at this point in my life. But things are better for all of us now that I am. I have a good co-parent in my ex, my kids have a good relationship with both of us and yes I'd venture to say we're all happier now. So I guess I am happy to be single. Even though I didn't…

Is the check in the mail?

For the record: I am also a weirdo in real life.

Sketchy coffee is better than no coffee. All coffee is better than no coffee.

Do you accept smoke signals? My carrier pigeons are under the weather at the moment. They have not been living their best life, they are weak and not following the workout program.

Stealth work selfies. A stealthie?

I see what you did there. *Snickers*

Not my best decision. Or was it? 🤔

Dear Lord I am far too old to be sitting in the airport in my suit jacket on my way to work after a night at the bar. Lol. Ouch. Pass the sunglasses. Someone nap for me. 😂😭🥂

I don't either but the people in the chats get really excited. lol it's fun.

I have gone down a significant rabbit hole on the inter-webs with number stations. There are whole communities dedicated to scanning short wave radio to find them and when they do it's like Christmas morning. It's stupid fun and really creepy all at the same time. I LOVE IT.

I travel a lot for work, I entertain people for dinners/drinks for work, I have breakfast meetings, take donuts to the job sites, take beer to the GCs trailer....so yeah, lots of opportunities to flip my lifestyle the bird and say "I DO WHAT I WANT SUCKA" and I have done that at times. like last week. *cough* But, overall…

I took a "desktop publishing" class in Jr high where in we learned all the wonders of this fancy thing called the desktop computer system. As part of that class we had this book where we had to 1) type the passages and 2) then make a presention based on the passages. They promised me moving sidewalks, cities in the clouds,…

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I've been standing outside your window watching you sleep for the last 3 nights. I'm hoping that soon I, too, will be my best self. You.

It's no ear worm, it's brainwashing.