MooseAtoZ Member

Mesmerizing

Manages an underground bare-knuckle boxing club.

Modeling agent.

Collects toenail clippings. That aren't her own.

Mid rare ribeye with sauteed mushrooms.

Random acronyms I now believe other-worldly. NINJA

There was a shopping cart full of 1 lb bags of Twizzlers marked down to a dollar per bag. I managed to walk away instead of stocking up. I felt like a photon escaping a black hole.

Tree of life on chest or shoulder.

Potatoes. Just so many potatoes.

A recent dining experience has changed my long-standing position on skins. I now say Yum. Haggis.

I'm going with no. She seems scrappy.

A dodo bird. And Frankenstein's brain.

I'm hovering around 350 lbs and I'd be stoked to see 250 again! Friends requests are always welcome.

Hey, why not? I'm trying to get healthier again, and I'm happy to make new acquaintances! You'll find a request from me.

Back piece, a hawk in flight with a wing span as wide as those godlike shoulders.

Bwahaha! The best lies contain a kernel of truth. I own no costumes at this time. I shall never apologize for being a Brony!

I learned the word Automatonophobia because old school ventriloquist dummies freak me right the hell out.

Mercenary. Will use his powers of lycanthropy on the side of whomever pays the most.

Her collection of antique toasters.

She maintains a squirrel farm. She is smiling in her profile photo because they are scurrying about her feet. It tickles.

My wife hits on me plenty. But by anyone else? Umm, no.

Hero of the highest principle & character. Pyrokinetic.

You're my kind of people! Give me a Trek marathon and a bottle of the Kraken and I'm a happy boy. Beverly was one of my first boyhood crushes.

Refuses to eat almonds. She swears she can hear them scream when she bites into them.

Apparently carved out of marble.

Put self through college by mugging people coming out of antique shops. Weapon of choice was a 5" stiletto-heeled shoe.

Waiting for the ibuprofen & melatonin to kick in.

Oh my goodness, that radiant smile! Like a wellspring of pure, abundant joy.

A chainsaw. Covered in My Little Pony decals.

23, married to childhood sweetheart, owns a pub.