Post a lie about the person above

Spends all day on here, has no life aha.

He's chasing a guy that took his camera

Not only the president, but also a client of the now defunct chia-hair club for men (I've been looking for my refund!)

Is an MMA Fighter

Is Boise, Idaho's top Cher impersonator.

Likes to play the naughty nurse and is going to take my temperature tonight.

Still squeezes the Charmin.

Veruka Salt was based on her.

She takes pics of her sexy time with people then blackmails them!

More caribou than moose

Likes to stay inside and is a homebody.

Dreams in color about B&W movie stars.

As an interpreter for the hard of hearing, @Gar8815‌ finds it difficult to accurately interpret my talk-show into ASL. His frustration has taken the form of forum stalking where he posts hurtful or confusing messages.

Gar8815 wrote: »

?? I post hurtful messages??

Note the confusion...

Also, is a stunt-double / Stand-in for Dennis Miller, which has allowed Mr. Miller to increase his performance revenues by managing a complex scheme of double-bookings where audio-recordings of other shows are employed in a clever lip-syncing scheme.