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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Still thinks her sex change was a success
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    Was an extra on night court
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Couldn't handle college so he went to become a hobo
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Runs in the dark of night so that he can feel like he's faster than light.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    He's the one that drives that rusty old van with the word "CANDY" sprayed on the side.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Put stickers all over his car so he can feel like a race car driver
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    She still a virgin
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited March 2015
    Was recently taken off of the organ donor registry when a data review indicated that he would offer his Hammond B3. This revelation resulted not only in his dismissal from the donor registry, but advancement to 'urgent-priority' on the brain transplant recipient list (who would part with a B3? That's just crazy talk)
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
    Enjoys the smell of dog farts.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    ^ giggled when she typed that.
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
    (I did giggle... thats actually true!! lol! :))
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    She's so serious.
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
    Writes excruciatingly bad out canon fanfic which she constantly sends to reputable literature publishers... whatever! She ships it!!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Was recently taken off of the organ donor registry when a data review indicated that he would offer his Hammond B3. This revelation resulted not only in his dismissal from the donor registry, but advancement to 'urgent-priority' on the brain transplant recipient list (who would part with a B3? That's just crazy talk)

    Lol thanks Stan
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Raaneve wrote: »
    Writes excruciatingly bad out canon fanfic which she constantly sends to reputable literature publishers... whatever! She ships it!!

    Uses a thesaurus when she's posting stuff on MFP so she can sound sooooo smart
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    That's a special fireproof coating covering his mouth. When he gets angry or excited, he breathes fire.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited March 2015
    Wears makeup to shield the general public from her natural radiance, and wishes that people would understand her sacrifice on their behalf...

    (oops!, supposed to be a lie) - um, sleeps in a necktie, and a smile
  • wetwookie1988
    wetwookie1988 Posts: 149
    Saved a puppy that was drowning because it was trying to save a drowning horse. Saved the horse too and now they are great friends that play scrabble together every Sunday evening.
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
    Ran for the florist in the white house
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Isn't allowed in the White house anymore!!!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Isn't allowed in the White house anymore!!!
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Hangs around the gym acting like a cop instead of lifting
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is a famous porn star...starring in over 100 films
  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
    Wore him out in film number 101...he is now a taxi driver :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is my husband <3
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Has too many husbands.....and they don't know each other
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    He loves his life in the Navy
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    edited March 2015
    she is actually using MFP to pray on unsuspecting English guys


  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Knows the difference between "pray" and "prey" ;)<3
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    i was talking about you getting on your knees in front of us English guys ;p

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