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    • Posts: 22,834 Member
      Still thinks her sex change was a success
    • Posts: 4,267 Member
      Was an extra on night court
    • Posts: 18,948 Member
      Couldn't handle college so he went to become a hobo
    • Posts: 7,223 Member
      Runs in the dark of night so that he can feel like he's faster than light.
    • Posts: 18,948 Member
      He's the one that drives that rusty old van with the word "CANDY" sprayed on the side.
    • Posts: 18,745 Member
      Put stickers all over his car so he can feel like a race car driver
    • Posts: 18,948 Member
      She still a virgin
    • Posts: 7,223 Member
      edited March 2015
      Was recently taken off of the organ donor registry when a data review indicated that he would offer his Hammond B3. This revelation resulted not only in his dismissal from the donor registry, but advancement to 'urgent-priority' on the brain transplant recipient list (who would part with a B3? That's just crazy talk)
    • Posts: 692 Member
      Enjoys the smell of dog farts.
    • Posts: 22,834 Member
      ^ giggled when she typed that.
    • Posts: 692 Member
      (I did giggle... thats actually true!! lol! :))
    • Posts: 6,993 Member
      She's so serious.
    • Posts: 692 Member
      Writes excruciatingly bad out canon fanfic which she constantly sends to reputable literature publishers... whatever! She ships it!!
    • Posts: 18,948 Member
      standenvernet wrote: »
      Was recently taken off of the organ donor registry when a data review indicated that he would offer his Hammond B3. This revelation resulted not only in his dismissal from the donor registry, but advancement to 'urgent-priority' on the brain transplant recipient list (who would part with a B3? That's just crazy talk)

      Lol thanks Stan
    • Posts: 18,948 Member
      Raaneve wrote: »
      Writes excruciatingly bad out canon fanfic which she constantly sends to reputable literature publishers... whatever! She ships it!!

      Uses a thesaurus when she's posting stuff on MFP so she can sound sooooo smart
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      That's a special fireproof coating covering his mouth. When he gets angry or excited, he breathes fire.
    • Posts: 7,223 Member
      edited March 2015
      Wears makeup to shield the general public from her natural radiance, and wishes that people would understand her sacrifice on their behalf...

      (oops!, supposed to be a lie) - um, sleeps in a necktie, and a smile
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      Saved a puppy that was drowning because it was trying to save a drowning horse. Saved the horse too and now they are great friends that play scrabble together every Sunday evening.
    • Posts: 8,588 Member
      Ran for the florist in the white house
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      Isn't allowed in the White house anymore!!!
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      Isn't allowed in the White house anymore!!!
    • Posts: 28,204 Member
      Hangs around the gym acting like a cop instead of lifting
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Is a famous porn star...starring in over 100 films
    • Posts: 692 Member
      Wore him out in film number 101...he is now a taxi driver :D
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Is my husband <3
    • Posts: 18,948 Member
      Has too many husbands.....and they don't know each other
    • Posts: 16,769 Member
      He loves his life in the Navy
    • Posts: 7,429 Member
      edited March 2015
      she is actually using MFP to pray on unsuspecting English guys


    • Posts: 16,769 Member
      Knows the difference between "pray" and "prey" ;)<3
    • Posts: 7,429 Member
      i was talking about you getting on your knees in front of us English guys ;p

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