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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    edited March 2015
    Found out BAE is not bacon and eggs.
    Is embarrassed.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    siport wrote: »
    i was talking about you getting on your knees in front of us English guys ;p

    I'm Jewish...we never go down on our knees. :wink:
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She has no faith at all!
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She is not jewish
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    That is the only way she and her family get around. No vehicles for this family!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Has no appreciation for the classic beauty of the female form
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Loves to gangsta rap
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is Vanilla Ice!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Was vanilla ice's only groupie!
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
    Married fake Ruby.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Growing weary of the long-haired boys that have been chatting her up of late, the lady @Raaneve‌ created a straw-man MFP profile to seek out and solicit compliments from shorter-haired men.

    Sadly, she is not having much luck in her quest
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Raaneve wrote: »
    Married fake Ruby.

    Can I marry Meg instead?? She's more my type!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is apparently divorcing me to marry Meg!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Growing weary of the long-haired boys that have been chatting her up of late, the lady @Raaneve‌ created a straw-man MFP profile to seek out and solicit compliments from shorter-haired men.

    Sadly, she is not having much luck in her quest


    Wants to become a famous inventor, first on his list self cleaning tp! Didn't tell well.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Crushes on dead people (still digs me for some reason)
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Growing weary of the long-haired boys that have been chatting her up of late, the lady @Raaneve‌ created a straw-man MFP profile to seek out and solicit compliments from shorter-haired men.

    (That's actually true!! I **HATE** long hair on men!! The shorter the better, and a tight military cut is the BEST!! lol!!)

    ...and now back to our regularly scheduled game:

    Married a girl who looks just like Steve Buscemi.

  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Will Zumba on the first date.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Raaneve wrote: »
    Married a girl who looks just like Steve Buscemi.
    It may come down to this (or worse), still working on finding a date, but ...

    Eats sandwich-boards; logs them; MFP expands that, "This item is high in fiber"

  • rockstarginaa
    rockstarginaa Posts: 1,529 Member
    Former Ms. America
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Goes to strip clubs during the day.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    The above girl goes to watch noel did his noon time show.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    edited March 2015
    Doesn't cut her toe nails.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Doesn't wear shoes ever!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Likes to climb the neighborhood trees with her clawed feet so she can spie on her ex's
  • rockstarginaa
    rockstarginaa Posts: 1,529 Member
    Only wears pajamas.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited March 2015
    Will remain unmarried forever... o:) (but poses in the dress that she "would" wear, if a marriage opportunity presented itself)
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Has 1 kid and 10 wives
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Smokes cigars and drinks scotch all day long
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Well not all day.
    Is a vegetarian
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is on the Paleo diet

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