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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Likes whipped cream facials and lets his cat lick it off.
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Likes whipped cream facials and lets his cat lick it off.

    Likes to fart on kittens >:(
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited March 2015
    @Spnneil06‌ Still digs me, but has a new-found love for tuna-flavored salty whipped cream

    @BlackScorpio91‌ Administrator and Technical Contact for www.gasyourkitty.com
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
    Doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
  • Jon_NYC
    Jon_NYC Posts: 70 Member
    Robbed a bank with a spoon
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    Raaneve wrote: »
    Doesn't believe in Santa Claus.

    Tries to be like Videl from DBZ and is trying to fly.
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
    Thinks ataxia is what you call for a ride home from the bar.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is the donation coordinator at the sperm bank
  • lborsato1
    lborsato1 Posts: 1,011 Member
    "lends a hand" at the sperm bank
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    lborsato1 wrote: »
    "lends a hand" at the sperm bank
    Is the Matriarch of the Illuminati
  • lborsato1
    lborsato1 Posts: 1,011 Member
    has a cross tattooed in an inappropriate place
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Looked up both Matriarch and Illuminati
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
    Enjoys ear wax as a low calorie substitute for butter.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Sings Frozen "Let It Go" While on the crapper.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Chaelaz wrote: »
    Sings Frozen "Let It Go" While on the crapper.
    not that there's anything wrong with a few more pounds in the pipes, but the song is long dead.

    Unable to digest earthworms (will be amending today's food long entries)
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Only where's 10 gallon cowboy hats when outdoors
  • ActiveGuy81
    ActiveGuy81 Posts: 705 Member
    Has Little Richard record, 8 Track, cassette and cd collections.
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
    Doesn't know what cow tipping is.
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
    poops after every meal
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    His parents are Agent Yellow and Agent Blue, but Agent Yellow was cheating with Agent Red. 9 Months later......Agent Orange.
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
    Has shoulder length hair
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Wants to run her fingers through hair.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    like to throw eggs at random strangers.
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    like to throw eggs at random strangers.
    Was trying to audition for 2 girls, 1 cup
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Sold her eggs at the fertility clinic
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited March 2015
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Sold her eggs at the fertility clinic
    Is trying to figure out how to accurately log 'Spnneil06 eggs' into his MFP food diary
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
    Is famous amongst the ladies of his acquaintance for irresistibly charming and eloquent pickup phrases such as:

    "Hooo-weeee!! Lookit dem smokin' hot meaty haunches!!"

    and

    "I likes yew!! Yew's got mostly all yer teef!!"
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Responds well to pick-up lines like the ones mentioned above.
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    Hates bikinis.
  • Raaneve
    Raaneve Posts: 692 Member
    Also hates bikinis.

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