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Noelv1976

BlackScorpio91 wrote: »

Noelv1976 wrote: »

Licks his armpits after working out

LOL.....is really a Delta Force operator

Contrary to popular beliefs he does not play basketball

MrNundy

BlackScorpio91 wrote: »

MrNundy wrote: »

Although he told me that he wasn't into men, he really is....

Likes to eat *kitten* in his private time..blend it all and drink it up.

true that. You haven't kept to rules of the game.

Generic_Excuse

Loves to wear neon spandex.

taco_inspector

Enjoys undies that ride up as she runs...

1960HikerDude

Wears a fur-lined jock strap.

taco_inspector

Works as an intimate furrier specializing in hand-made custom-fittings for larger-sized gentlemen

Generic_Excuse

Eats BeanBoozled Jelly Beans to live on the edge.

Raaneve

Spends weeks at a time saying nothing but "meow".

1960HikerDude

Shaves her face, but not her arm pits.

Raaneve

Still lives in his mom's basement, and has been grounded since 1984.

1960HikerDude

Was broken-hearted when Charlie Manson announced his engagement.

Generic_Excuse

Wears a fanny pack everywhere he goes.

1960HikerDude

Fakes orgasms better than Meg Ryan

Raaneve

Is intrigued by the idea of cannibalism, and wonders how many grams of protein are in a 3oz portion of thigh meat.

Generic_Excuse

Takes Viagra to go the super market and pick up chicks.

taco_inspector

Suffers from Enjoys her gender confusion issues

suzreen

He happily sells seashells by the seashore, while wondering how much wood a woodchuck could actually chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

taco_inspector

@suzree is not the pheasant plucker,
She is the pheasant plucker's mate.
She is only plucking pheasants
Because the pheasant plucker's late.

kangakev

He used to work as a body double on films for Tom Cruise

SojournerThirteen

He was Cliff on Cheers

1960HikerDude

He auditioned to be Woody on Cheers. But, failed the IQ test.

SojournerThirteen

He's Evel Knievel's dad and taught EK all he knew

Raaneve

Still plays tuba in the high school marching band.

taco_inspector

Using the shavings from her old pencil sharpener to season tofu-steaks to add a savory cedar-graphite flavor

FabulousFantasticFifty

He works as a Cliff Diver at Casa Don't Eat There! (Casa Bonita)

Raaneve

Learned to weave elaborate Persian rugs in prison, and still does it in her spare time.

taco_inspector

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

He works as a Cliff Diver at Casa Don't Eat There! (Casa Bonita)

(there's actually a funny story here, but still a lie; I was never paid)



@Raaneve‌ :
Fishes for Swedish fish using gummy worms as bait; wants to prepare the Swedish fish poached, with lemon and dill

Noelv1976

He beat Chuck Norris

FabulousFantasticFifty

He's running for his life, those are Walkers behind him!

Raaneve

Dreams of seeing Captain Crunch naked.