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taco_inspector

Is not gonna make me cry again...

AJL_Daddy

has made lesbian porn.

ScorpioJack_91

standenvernet wrote: »

Is not gonna make me cry again...

Likes to flash people

kjm3579

Is a crybaby

suzreen

He took his profile pic at the dentist office

AJL_Daddy

drives a Mitsubishi Galant

Spnneil06

Wishes he could drive my mitsubishi galant.

kjm3579

Collects American Motors products

suzreen

AJL_Daddy wrote: »

drives a Mitsubishi Galant

He took his profile pic at the dentist office

Spnneil06

Is Christina Applegates twin sister.

taco_inspector

still digs me

urloved33

Is not a gluten for punishment.

kjm3579

Has delusions

suzreen

He knows all, tells nothing.

kjm3579

Is another one of my wives, but we can't let @Spnneil06 know about it.

Spnneil06

Divorced me to make more room for new wives.

Raaneve

Is the short guy from Daft Punk.

taco_inspector

Stands in for Joel Zimmerman for pre-taped Deadmau5 performances... If fans carefully watch tattoo placement, the difference is quite evident.

PerfectMisfit

Keeps his Christmas tree up all year long.

musclegood_fatbad

Hates yoga pants

4ever420

Hates yoga pants even more

taco_inspector

Has horrible selfie skillz

suzreen

He's smiling like that because he just ate a canary.

taco_inspector

Uses "canary" as a euphemism for something that would totally get me banned from the MFP community forums... (and/or spanked)

Raaneve

Lives with eleven roommates who never bathe.

PerfectMisfit

Never takes off that hat...ever.

Timshel_

Her browser search history top hits are midget Porn and Beiber Fever.

Raaneve

Uses baling twine as butt floss to remove debris from all those hard-to-reach places.

Timshel_

Got a Michael Jackson bunger from a home bleaching kit.

1960HikerDude

Wears a Hello Kitty backpack to work everyday.