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Knows where Carmen Sandiego is0
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rockstarginaa wrote: »Knows where Carmen Sandiego is
Is not really married to a man...but an alien she male0 -
Is allergic to water0
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Claims he was kidnapped by aliens. In reality he just went to see a Ron White show.0
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Is the alien she male -- that's how he knows about the arrangement0
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Can only see animals.0
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Loves Las Vegas for the wedding0
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Has a tattoo of circus monkeys.0
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He likes to pick his butt with those drum sticks0
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He endorsed this message.0
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Losing weight due to recent reduction in the availability of post-mortum mucal deposits0
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Is very articulate (not)0
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Collects and displays finger-painting works from great contemporary artists: Billie, Jenny, and JoJo all from Mrs. McKelvie's 1st-grade class in Lost Springs, Converse County Wyoming (USA)...
... strange, since Lost Springs' census for the year 2000 does not support the number of student-masters referenced; @47Jacqueline now suspects that she's been defrauded.
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Short winded0
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Very tall0
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He has been saving his painted toenail clippings for the last ten years. Now he finally has enough for an art project: an avant garde "coat of many colors".0
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She thought an orgasm was something that was in a church organ0
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Thinks chunky peanut butter is a good lubricant.
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A British spy0
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Flings her own poo right back at those damn monkeys!!
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She thought Nutella was a cup protector for men0
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Is obsessed with Gilligan's Island /fiction.0
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Invented post-its0
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rockstarginaa wrote: »Invented post-its
Has a fetish for watching 2 girls 1 cup0 -
She's not really married, she paid someone to take this pic, after kidnapping the photographer, right before she stole the dress.0
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He only eats jelly beans0
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Often has that "not so fresh" feeling.0
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Terrified of paper bags0
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Offers pegging services for men.0
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